Smutty Social Media Monday, March 16, 2015|Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update

Taylor Swift had a stellar weekend on social media. First, she sang Faith Hill’s “This Kiss” with the girls from HAIM, complete with that hair grab/push thing she does. Then her cat Meredith scratched her leg, which gave her a chance to joke about the $40 million leg insurance policy rumour. I didn’t think a cat scratch could be fortuitous, but really, Meredith nailed the timing. Even the pets work for the Taygency.

Happy Birthday, Este!! Ever since you, Alana, and Danielle adopted me into your wolf pack, life has never been the same. @haimtheband

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onMar 14, 2015 at 2:33pm PDT

GREAT WORK MEREDITH I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onMar 14, 2015 at 4:18pm PDT

Couldn't help but make it into a pun, could I...

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) onMar 15, 2015 at 10:01am PDT

Jessica Alba cut her hair (or took out her extensions) and captioned it “Uh oh someone chopped off her hair!” Why “uh oh”, was it an accident? There’s no mystery here; it was you Jessica Alba, and it wasn’t an accident. You just wanted to show off your haircut, no shame in that.

Uh oh someone chopped off her hair!

A photo posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) onMar 13, 2015 at 6:56pm PDT

Any chance to post a photo of Bobby Cannavale and Rose Byrne, I will take. Here they are at SXSW for Adult Beginners with Nick Kroll.

I hate when I'm the best looking person in a picture. #adultbeginners #sxsw @bobby_cannavale #rosebyrne

A photo posted by Nick Kroll (@nickkroll) onMar 15, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT

Drew Barrymore with a fresh face and a Japanese breakfast. Rice, sashimi and soup in a bento box over oatmeal or yogurt all day, every day.

Good morning Tokyo #japanesebreakfast #tokyofoodtour

A photo posted by Drew Barrymore (@drewbarrymore) onMar 15, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT

Remember how last week I made fun of The Honest Co.’s spring diaper lookbook and said that no one cares about the pattern on a diaper? Guess I don’t know anyone like Blake Lively and didn’t take into consideration the niche market of mothers who want to Instagram their food alongside their diapers.

...One of these bunches of strawberries is about to be filled with poop. #LetsBeHonest @jessicaalba knows how to make even poop look good...

A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) onMar 15, 2015 at 7:58pm PDT

Here’s Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren looking like a Hollister ad.