Smutty Social Media, Tuesday April 21, 2015

Rihanna was a bridesmaid at her assistant Jennifer’s wedding yesterday in Hawaii. You’d have to be a very secure person to have Rihanna as part of your wedding because let’s face it, everyone would be looking at her, sneaking photos of her, and purposely going to the bathroom so they could walk by her table. It’s not her fault, but that’s the reality. I mean come on, if you were at a wedding with Rihanna, how could you pay attention to cake cutting and the chicken dance?

 

bridesmaids. #davis420wedding

A photo posted by badgalriri (@badgalriri) onApr 21, 2015 at 4:15am PDT

Olivia Wilde taking a nap on a stuffed dog after surviving her son’s first birthday party. I also had my son’s first birthday party this weekend and it was totally bonkers. Pinterest is basically an insecurity-inducing hell because they are millions of photos of all these twee parties, like an Italian piazza theme with a spaghetti and meatball cake. Or a vintage circus. It’s infuriating.

 

One year old birthday party semi-survivor.

A photo posted by Olivia Wilde (@oliviawilde) onApr 20, 2015 at 9:00pm PDT

And here's my party, if you are interested:

 

A photo posted by Maria Tallarico (@mariatallarico_) onApr 20, 2015 at 2:38pm PDT

Lea Michele helping Emma Roberts dig a splinter out of her thumb.

 

When nobody else on set can get the splinter out of your thumb @msleamichele #ScreamQueens

A photo posted by Emma Roberts (@emmaroberts) onApr 20, 2015 at 5:19pm PDT

Did Drake send Madonna “Sorry I acted like a punk” flowers?

 

He sent me roses begging my forgiveness. I said I'd think about it. These guys..............🍼🍼🍼

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) onApr 20, 2015 at 3:54pm PDT

Rick and Darryl hanging out.

 

🌴🎈

A photo posted by norman reedus (@bigbaldhead) onApr 20, 2015 at 1:46pm PDT

Theo James and Dakota Fanning at the Tribeca Film Festival. Does he ever smile?

 

Theo James and Dakota Fanning sit for an intimate portrait during the Tribeca Film Festival. Photograph by Fabrice Dall'Anese.

A photo posted by Vanity Fair (@vanityfair) onApr 21, 2015 at 10:08am PDT

So, my favourite person, Chrissy Teigen was on Watch What Happens Live with LL Cool J (they are promoting Lip Sync Battle). A key part of the show is booze; drinks are served by an on-camera bartender who is a “someone” –not necessarily famous but maybe a singer with an album coming out or a restauranteur or a comedian (sometimes it’s literally a bartender). But on this night, the bartender was Marilu Henner. Sitcom treasure, author and long-time celebrity Marilu Henner. (Also she is one of 13 people in the world who are known to have Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory –a condition that allows her to recall every detail of every day of her life.) She should be the one ordering drinks, not serving them, right? Show business is cruel.

 

Our new Clubhouse muse and @BravoTV super fan, @chrissyteigen! #WWHL

A photo posted by Watch What Happens Live! (@bravowwhl) onApr 20, 2015 at 8:28pm PDT

 

It's Elaine Nardo...we mean Marilu Henner...behind the bar tonight - host of the Marilu Henner Show! #WWHL

A photo posted by Watch What Happens Live! (@bravowwhl) onApr 20, 2015 at 8:17pm PDT