Smutty Social Media, Tuesday July 21, 2015

Gisele has a perfect birthday. What did you expect, a half melted ice cream cake and wine-induced crying in the bathroom?

 

Agradeço a todos do fundo do meu coração pelas homenagens e mensagens de aniversário. Fico sem palavras diante de tanto carinho. Mandando muito amor a todos! #gratidão #amor ❤️🙏😘 Thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all the birthday messages. I’m speechless. Sending much love to all! #gratitude #love

A photo posted by Gisele Bündchen (@gisele) onJul 21, 2015 at 6:01am PDT

Adam Levine shaved his head, is still gross.

 

She's into me...I think...

A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) onJul 20, 2015 at 11:16pm PDT

Why is Joe Jonas dressed like a yeti?

 

👀❤️👀❤️👀❤️👀❤️👀 introducing G.I. JOE 👅👅👅👅 @joejonas @gigihadid #GIJOE

A photo posted by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) onJul 20, 2015 at 6:09pm PDT

Drew Barrymore’s book jacket – I feel the jumping is extraneous. 

 

Here it is! #wildflowerbook Out October 27th Click link on bio for pre order

A photo posted by Drew Barrymore (@drewbarrymore) onJul 20, 2015 at 4:36pm PDT

Anne Hathaway is totally cool with being the butt of the joke, OK? (And she has an Oscar.)

 

Dear @AmySchumer, Don't pretend like when you win your Oscar- which you could for your brilliant and refreshing writing and/or acting in @TrainwreckMovie- you won't tote it around to every Oscar party you go to. Way to slay, Annie

A photo posted by @annehathaway onJul 20, 2015 at 4:20pm PDT

You lick donuts with that tongue?

 

sc: moonlightbae 🌊

A video posted by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) onJul 20, 2015 at 3:16pm PDT

The producer of 50 Shades of Grey, Dana Brunetti, is dating Kate Cassidy. Yesterday he posted this on Instagram. I’ll leave it at that.

 

A good and wise friend said to me today

A photo posted by Dana Brunetti ✅ (@dana_brunetti) onJul 20, 2015 at 3:57pm PDT