Smutty Social Media, Tuesday June 2, 2015

Timbaland is a moron and Drake Bell is an irrelevant loser who trolls Twitter for hysterical Beliebers. Enough said.

Justin Bieber is wearing those weird sock shoes, and Hailey Baldwin is there to document it. She seems to be there a lot.

 

the shoes 😍

A photo posted by Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) onJun 1, 2015 at 8:56pm PDT

Courtney Love, Kiefer Sutherland and Norman Reedus - that’s a party.

 

A photo posted by norman reedus (@bigbaldhead) onJun 2, 2015 at 7:19am PDT

Say prune.

 

Congrats to @TheRow's Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen on their @CFDA Womenswear Designer of the Year Award. See all the winners and the best of the red carpet on BAZAAR.com. #cfdaawards

A photo posted by Harper's BAZAAR (@harpersbazaarus) onJun 2, 2015 at 7:44am PDT

Iggy Azalea’s ring isn’t my style, but it’s her nails that are really distracting me. I hate tips.

 

❤️❤️

A photo posted by Iggy Azalea (@thenewclassic) onJun 2, 2015 at 1:01am PDT

Jennifer Lopez is going to be on a network cop show called Shades of Blue. It looks (spectacularly?) cliché and cheesy. But how will Slum Bear get himself a job on set? I don’t think a police show needs a choreographer, so I’m thinking “creative consultant.”

 

#ShadesOfBlueNBC #ComingSoon #Early2016 #StayTuned

A video posted by Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) onJun 2, 2015 at 7:07am PDT

Kate and Goldie should do a Netflix series together.

 

Always love an evening with Mama but these nights where such generosity assists in us continuing to fund the #MindUp program are always so special. What my Mom has spent these last 20 years focused on has been truly remarkable! #RoleModel 🙏 #MamaAndHerCrazyFace #KnowledgeIsPower

A photo posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) onJun 2, 2015 at 3:47am PDT

Chrissy Teigen had a major wardrobe malfunction and wants everyone to get off her ass re: nipples.

 

Wardrobe malfunction of the highest caliber. Let's just say the slit took it upon itself to rip 5 inches higher. Thank you @stuartweitzman for letting me be your date and for always making my feet happy and legs sexy!!! #CFDAawards (edit: do you guys know what a shadow is? Those are not nipples. I know what my nipples look like. You don't. Well maybe you do. But those aren't them.)

A photo posted by @chrissyteigen onJun 1, 2015 at 7:42pm PDT