Smutty Social Media, Wednesday August 5, 2015|Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update

Steven Tyler weighs in on #penisgate – the most important wardrobe malfunction of the year.

#penisgate

A photo posted by Lenny Kravitz (@lennykravitz) onAug 4, 2015 at 4:53pm PDT

But for Zoe Kravitz, that’s her dad talking about his dick.

😑 @chelsannat • @lennykravitz • @iamstevent • sigh • #sorryispelledurnamewrong • Chelsea• #fatfingers•

A photo posted by Zoë Kravitz (@zoeisabellakravitz) onAug 5, 2015 at 10:24am PDT

Chelsea Handler and Jennifer Aniston share a hair stylist.

@chrismcmillan this little doozy cuts my hair. All of it.

A photo posted by Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) onAug 4, 2015 at 4:51pm PDT

Lea Michele is trying out some “new cuisine”! If Lea worked in an office, her cubicle would have the “Hang in there, Baby” motivational cat poster hanging on the wall. And she’d organize lunchtime office chair yoga and send mass emails about it and get really pissy if no one joined.

July went by in the blink of an eye. I can’t believe it’s already August. Where did the summer go?! Some of you might be counting down the days until school starts, so I propose we all come together to make the best of our last vacation days. For the first week, how about we share some of our favorite pastimes? It can literally be anything, from playing a sport, hobby, hanging out with friends, eating at a restaurant, etc. Tag it with #YouFirstSummer and start living it up! ❤️‍ Here’s me trying out some new cuisine in NOLA!

A photo posted by Lea Michele (@msleamichele) onAug 4, 2015 at 2:05pm PDT

Can you imagine how long Matthew’s “congratulations” toast went on for?

Happy to say I now hold an American passport! I have so much respect and appreciation for this country. #newuscitizen pic.twitter.com/S58HJMjz81— Camila Alves (@iamcamilaalves) August 4, 2015

James Franco’s literary humblebrag.

Oh, You know, just hangin' between FORD, FORESTER, and FRANZEN. (I'm sure they're thrilled 😆😆😆)

A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) onAug 5, 2015 at 8:05am PDT

An excerpt from Mindy Kaling’s upcoming book, Why Not Me? She makes an excellent point about serving wine and cheese at a fancy party. Where’s the food? Oh and there’s some stuff about self-confidence, too.

Want @mindykaling's secret to confidence? Read this excerpt from her new book #WhyNotMe: https://t.co/a6H08rQDii pic.twitter.com/6PJMHExBMs— Glamour (@glamourmag) August 5, 2015

“Some day somebody’s gonna make you wanna turn around and say goodbye…” Let’s enjoy this ear worm together today.