Smutty Social Media, Wednesday May 13, 2015

Katy Perry and the deep blue fish tank.

 

🐠🐟Had a magical dinner with the tour watching the natural choreography of the beautiful sea life in one of the world's largest aquariums at S.E.A Aquarium in Singapore🐟🐠 S/O #catcora #jason #pwtlife

A photo posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) onMay 13, 2015 at 4:44am PDT

I’m slightly obsessed with Jemima Kirke, and I can see why Lena Dunham writes for her. This is one of my favourite celebrity pictorials ever.

 

Jemima in her panties. Lamby with some panties in his mouth #safespace

A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) onMay 12, 2015 at 7:56pm PDT

Not even dogs like kale. And dogs eat their own poo.

 

A photo posted by Amanda Seyfried (@mingey) onMay 12, 2015 at 7:41pm PDT

Two Canadian treasures:  Hudson’s Bay wishes Linda Evangelista a Happy Birthday.

 

Thank you @hudsonsbay Canada @nicholasme #TheRoom for birthday wishes! Photo by @pamela_hanson

A photo posted by Linda Evangelista (@lindaevangelista) onMay 12, 2015 at 12:05pm PDT

Rebel Wilson has the perfect name for a clothing line! And I thought maybe it was a stage name but I looked it up and it’s real – her parents named her after their wedding singer.

Yep, I'm bringing out a clothing line in November! #RebelforTorrid & if you're too skinny for it, you can buy the bag pic.twitter.com/hrzmwdG35h— Rebel Wilson (@RebelWilson) May 12, 2015

Selena Gomez is getting better with age. I hope she knows it. Her speaking voice is so sultry. And I don’t use that word a lot.

 

My live Q&A with @adidasneolabel is tomorrow! Tweet your questions with #NEOselenahangout I could answer you!

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) onMay 12, 2015 at 1:36pm PDT

Carrie Underwood’s special delivery.

 

Look what came in the mail today! So excited! #SpecialDelivery #SomethingInTheWater

A photo posted by Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) onMay 12, 2015 at 12:07pm PDT

Martha Stewart is gardening – I would love to take a private walking tour around her garden while she shames me for not growing my own herbs. She was recently asked about her competition: celebrity lifestyle brands. She said Goop is developing and “interesting.” She said Preserve is good and “interesting.” She didn’t know (or pretended not to know) about the existence of Draper James. You know who got the highest points? Jessica Alba’s The Honest Co.

Take a look at my blog today at https://t.co/PaKhJ8WIq0 for pics from the season's first garden tour at my farm!— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) May 13, 2015