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What do you think? Can you work with this?

On Kate Moss, the spotted jeans look good. Because it’s Kate Moss. I mean, I would never, but it’s Kate Moss.

And then there’s Whitney Port. Whitney Port decided to wear her spotted, I dunno, are they pyjama pants?, with a striped sweater. I guess she could make the excuse that she just woke up, didn’t think about her clothes, but those nice waves in her hair and the long necklace would imply otherwise, non? Hideous combination.

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