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Look at the exquisite craftsmanship and then tell me how Marchesa can possibly compare? It’s a f-cking joke.

All I see on that white dress is an iPhone in the middle of the model’s stomach. You?

It’s one thing to wear couture on a red carpet. But most couture shoppers, it’s not like they’re hanging outside the Kodak Theatre every weekend. Most couture shoppers wear their $50,000 gowns without appearing in the pages of People Magazine. Why isn’t there a regular weekly show about this?

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