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How can you not? Looking ravishing in black at the premiere of her new movie, slimmer than we"ve seen her in months but definitely not alarming post-preggers anorexic like so many Hollywood mothers. Doesn"t she have the kindest, gentlest, sweetest smile? I feel warm and fuzzy every time I see her, especially with her adorable Milo - walking already! I often think about her intense love affair with my Joaquin (from Superior Pics) And I wonder...if he doesn’t find me soon, will he ever experience a love as powerful as that again? Sure, Mendez is good for now, but it ain"t true romance, y"all. Beyond Liv Tyler, who will finally settle the Phoenix?

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