Maple Leaf Celine poses wherever It seemed weird to me yesterday, to not have a post about Celine Dion’s Parisian style porn. I’ve come to need it. I neeeeeeed it. So here she is, yesterday, in a pyjama suit, posing, like, anywhere, even a pedestrian underpass. That works. There’s a certain grungy By Lainey • Jul 18, 2017 04:38 pm
Amazingness Enter The Room I’ll never forget the first time I saw The Room, arguably the worst movie ever made. (It’s up against Manos: The Hands of Fate, a spectacularly bad movie.) I was in college and a friend was talking about this terrible movie playing at a theater in Fairfax, going By Sarah • Jul 18, 2017 11:17 am
Maple Leaf Celine in white I mean… I mean! We all know what Celine Dion can do at the end of a song. She can push it so powerfully to the point that even the notes might not recognise themselves. And I wonder if Celine is approaching the end of her stay in Paris in By Lainey • Jul 12, 2017 04:10 pm
Maple Leaf Celine’s weekend wardrobe Sometimes, when I’m in a style rut and bored of clothes, I worry that clothing will never excite me, ever again. I feel this way about songs too. I worry that all the good combination of musical notes have already been discovered and that there will never be any By Lainey • Jul 10, 2017 04:45 pm
Maple Leaf Celine Dion: all the feelings, all the poses At this point, I don’t know if there are any words left to describe Celine Dion at Paris Fashion Week. We’ve already talked about her earnestness and enthusiasm and her giving all the f-cks and how it has made the too-cool assholes that we usually see By Lainey • Jul 07, 2017 03:48 pm
Music Boomshakalaka It’s the universally recognised sound you hear when someone gets dunked on. It’s the sound you’re hearing today because we all just got dunked on. By Blue Ivy of the House Knowles-Carter, first of her line, the platinum, queen of the Twitter and princess of the By Lainey • Jul 07, 2017 12:39 pm
Maple Leaf Celine of Paris Celine Dion is from Quebec, Canada. And she would never say she “belongs” anywhere else. She has also, as of the last decade or so, been of Las Vegas. But when Celine Dion is in Paris… well… it’s like there’s new life. It’s like she gives herself By Lainey • Jul 05, 2017 03:40 pm
Maple Leaf The Canadian Queen of Feelings It’s Canada Day tomorrow. So I’ve been saving this all week – a week’s worth of Celine Dion’s feelings… as expressed through her fashion, on her concert stage and on her other stage: right outside her hotel in Paris, where she’s been catwalking on a regular By Lainey • Jun 30, 2017 03:50 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s political scandal Mimi and Dembabies are overseas while she makes a few paid stops and sings here and there for a million dollars a pop or so. She also spent some time in Israel to promote a skincare line, also likely for a major deposit. Our girl has to hustle, OK? She’ By Lainey • Jun 28, 2017 04:50 pm
Maple Leaf This week in Celine Last night Celine Dion performed in London. There’s a rumour that Adele visited her before the show and that they’re now trying to figure out a way to work together. IF THERE IS A GOD PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Anyway, The Guardian reviewed Celine’s concert today, calling By Lainey • Jun 21, 2017 11:12 am
Amazingness Lorde knows onion rings? This story is random and weird and hilarious and I love it. Did you hear about Lorde and the fact that she might be an onion ring expert? If it’s true, it’s my favourite detail about Lorde. Earlier this week, Lorde’s fans became convinced that she ran By Lainey • Jun 15, 2017 11:57 am
Amazingness Mimi can deflect bullets You need this today. We all need this today. It’s an outrageous Mimi story – are you ready? Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler made a movie together called The House. They asked Mimi to do a cameo. And she agreed. Rob Huebel, who is also in the movie, was on By Lainey • May 25, 2017 03:19 pm
Amazingness Jessica Chastain double-rolls Johnny Depp Jessica Chastain is promoting the UK release of Miss Sloane, and was asked by a BBC reporter if she had heard about Johnny Depp and his ear pieces, through which he is fed lines on set, and Chastain’s response is a thing of beauty. Behold: Jessica Chastain's By Sarah • May 10, 2017 02:34 pm
Amazingness Zendaya DID THAT too Listen, I’m all about Tom Holland’s performance as Rihanna on Lip Sync Battle. I’m into it for all the reasons Lainey listed earlier today. He nailed it. He committed. It was glorious. But Tom Holland was battling the only person who could bring the same level of By Kathleen • May 09, 2017 12:37 pm
Amazingness I like Spider-Man very much Sarah wrote yesterday about the new Spider-Man clip that aired during the MTV Movie and TV Awards on Sunday. About how cute and nerdy Tom Holland and his friend, Jacob Batalon, are together. They are, indeed, really, really cute. And I am getting really, really excited to see this By Lainey • May 09, 2017 10:31 am
Amazingness Nicki Minaj, Achievement Boosts, and ‘Whataboutism’ Around 4 PM yesterday I opened Twitter for the first time. And saw this tweet: Uh, Nicki Minaj is offering to pay tuition for dozens of her followers on Twitter right now, as long as they have good grades. pic.twitter.com/dVdnGsGj8C— Jack Smith IV (@JackSmithIV) May 7, 2017 By Duana • May 08, 2017 09:52 am
