Baby and Bump Obsession Porny wants to sing again Jessica Simpson’s been pretty quiet lately. She had her son. She sold her son’s photos to US Weekly. She’s kept a low profile, perhaps getting Weight Watchers ready for her next “your self-worth is on your scale” campaign. Last night Porny went out for dinner with By Lainey • Sep 25, 2013 11:22 am
Amazingness Thank you, Paula Abdul I want you to join me in being thankful for what Paula gave us last night. I want you to be thankful that someone came to give us the fun. To give us some pure joy. To remind us that these nights, they are for entertainment, for OUR entertainment. They By Lainey • Sep 23, 2013 01:57 pm
Amazingness Neville spits! Do you miss hot Neville? I miss hot Neville! @merica1978 tweeted this at me earlier and gave me a hit of hot Neville! It’s been SO LONG. Not sure what Neville is promoting. Doesn’t matter. All that matters is that he’s on the radio and trying not By Lainey • Sep 19, 2013 04:32 pm
Amazingness Famke Janssen Intruded Her Own House? Remember last month when someone broke into Famke Janssen’s house? The story made headlines because the only thing the burglar did was leave some f*cked up children’s book called The Lonely Doll near her bed, which is SO much worse than if an intruder had just stolen By Dean • Sep 19, 2013 11:26 am
Amazingness Best of TIFF 2013: Emma Thompson – MUST watch How’s your Monday going? Are you tired? Are you still miserable from last night’s episode of Breaking Bad? I have something for that. I have the opposite of Breaking Bad: Emma Thompson. There were a lot of big name, mega celebrities who came through TIFF this year. I By Lainey • Sep 16, 2013 09:39 am
Amazingness Mermaids reunion! Omg, where's Cher? Maybe it's better she's not there. My 80s heart would explode with love and maybe never recover. Ok but what song is playing in your head now? There can only be one! I've attached below. Does he love me By Lainey • Sep 13, 2013 11:03 am
Amazingness GOOP's garden party -- the video Have you seen this yet? You have to see it. When you see it you'll understand why I'm obsessed with it. You remember the GOOP garden party Gwyneth Paltrow hosted in the Hamptons a few weeks ago? Um. There's video. Here. See? Now you By Lainey • Sep 12, 2013 01:57 pm
Media Manipulation Only Meryl can take on Cate It was reported just a few weeks ago that Meryl Streep would not contend for Best Actress at the Oscars in March and that, instead, she would be submitted in the Supporting category, with Julia Roberts representing August: Osage County in the lead to take on Cate Blanchett, the current By Lainey • Sep 10, 2013 10:18 am
Amazingness When Julia met Taylor As mentioned in today’s open, Meryl Streep cancelled last minute due to illness. Which meant that Julia didn’t have to share. We lose for missing Meryl. We win when it’s All About Julia. But look at her. That’s a Movie Star. You are tired of me By Lainey • Sep 10, 2013 10:08 am
Amazingness Beyonce gets presidential Shaking hands and kissing babies...that’s how they do when they’re running for president, right? Beysus doesn’t want to be president though. Beysus, like Oprah, would rather be God. She was shooting a video yesterday at Coney Island. Look at it. That must have been the worst By Lainey • Aug 30, 2013 10:18 am
Amazingness Cinderoncé Have you seen this yet? This has been my happiness all week. I’ve lost a lot of time to this video. So before I post Tingles and wish you a good weekend, for those of you who haven’t enjoyed it yet… It’s Cinderoncé. Which is exactly what By Lainey • Aug 23, 2013 03:00 pm
Amazingness Mimi can’t ride a bike…or hear? A blind item was posted on The Wrap, a pretty legitimate site, yesterday, so full of amazingness and flavour, that it will save you from whatever it is you need saving from as you slog your way to the weekend, the penultimate weekend of the summer. The article was written By Lainey • Aug 22, 2013 09:20 am
Amazingness 2000 all over again OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! ‘N SYNC reunion! Justin Timberlake is receiving the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at the MTV VMAs this year. According to Page Six, as part of the tribute, ‘N SYNC will perform together – for the first time in, well, in over a decade. Please. Don’t front like you’ By Lainey • Aug 20, 2013 09:11 am
Amazingness Beyonce shares the spotlight with the Kid President Beyonce’s new bob, which replaced her pixie, performed in the UK this weekend. She whipped it around in the wind machine and the world is right. Like I’ve been saying, when the choreography is designed for hair that moves, how long could she have kept it short for, By Lainey • Aug 19, 2013 03:47 pm
Amazingness The Original Matt Damon Yesterday when I wrote about Channing Tatum being pleasant and, ugh, really likeable all over Chicago, I called him the new Matt Damon. And then last night the real Matt Damon turned up on The Colbert Report to remind us all what being Matt Damon is like —funny and personable By Sarah • Aug 09, 2013 11:01 am
Girly Throw Downs Macho Man Boy Sh-t Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t… No matter the age. Even if it’s middle age. Or senior citizens. Sylvester Stallone is 67. Can we call him a senior citizen? Sly and Bruce Willis worked together on the two By Lainey • Aug 07, 2013 09:30 am
