Girly Throw Downs Macho Man Boy Sh-t Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. And Boy Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t… No matter the age. Even if it’s middle age. Or senior citizens. Sylvester Stallone is 67. Can we call him a senior citizen? Sly and Bruce Willis worked together on the two By Lainey • Aug 07, 2013 09:30 am
Amazingness Mimi’s sling steeze Have you figured out who was 15 minutes late to The Butler press conference yet? That was basic level gossip, right? Here she is, our lovely, at the premiere last night in a leather studded sling because she clipped her wing. Did you forget that SHE IS INJURED? How could By Lainey • Aug 06, 2013 05:10 pm
Amazingness Karl’s not hot Summer time in St Tropez. And it’s not like they get a true winter over there anyway. How does Karl Lagerfeld walk around? In a shirt, buttoned all the way up, under a blazer, over a pair of tight black pants, and boots. Gloves too! I mean, I get By Lainey • Aug 02, 2013 10:33 am
Amazingness Matt Damon with Halle Berry on his lap If you’re into Matt Damon, this will only make you love him more. He’s currently promoting Elysium. Was at Letterman yesterday. But he was also on Univision recently. I don’t know why there’s a chihuahua called Halle Berry sitting on his lap. I do know however By Lainey • Aug 01, 2013 10:52 am
Royals The source of Serenity’s (half) smile…? Here’s a really funny – at least to me – photo featuring several members of the royal family of Monaco the other day at the Love Ball hosted by model Natalia Vodianova. Of note – Tatiana Santo Domingo, fiancée of Andrea Casiraghi; they welcomed a baby boy, Sacha, earlier this year. So By Lainey • Aug 01, 2013 10:06 am
Quiveration Best Song to perv to I think I've been pretty forthcoming about my Harry Styles problem. Some of you have been kind enough to confess that we are the same. The new video won't help. The new video will make it worse. So don't watch it if you don& By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 10:29 am
Amazingness The show must go on, even if your weave is stuck Duana, Lara, Sasha, and I went to the Mrs Carter Show the other night. As mentioned yesterday, it was amazing. Click here for a refresher. We spent a lot of time admiring the wind machines and how they were only directed at her. And how awesome it was that it By Lainey • Jul 23, 2013 09:40 am
Amazingness Mimi’s sling change There is no heart like the one of a butterfly who must ENDURE, you know? Our sparkle butterfly endured an injury last week but she found the strength, the courage to carry on. I realise this means nothing to you unless you know her song lyrics but still… Mimi’s By Lainey • Jul 15, 2013 05:58 pm
Quiveration Thumbs up RDJ Nice way to start the weekend, non? RDJ being a ham, and consistently awesome, entertaining fans who’d been waiting to see him in Dedham, MA today. What else can I say? Enjoy him. Enjoy your bbq. Enjoy the beach. Enjoy the winter, if that’s where you are. Enjoy By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 04:09 pm
Amazingness The Show Must Go On I was despondent over the news the other day that our Butterfly Mimi had been injured because some motherf-cker let her walk around by herself in heels without holding her. Mimi dislocated her shoulder and cracked her rib. It was bleak, as she would say. BLEAK. But she managed By Lainey • Jul 12, 2013 03:50 pm
Amazingness Dustin Hoffman doesn’t need a reason But I’ll give you one anyway. It wasn’t intentional but today’s column, with the exception of the lovely Judy Greer, has been all about men. Why don’t we end it with the best man? I opened Tuesday’s column with Dustin’s comments on his epiphany By Lainey • Jul 11, 2013 05:31 pm
Amazingness The Sparkle Butterfly clipped her wing How many people were fired because of this? And they should be! Our Mimi, God help us, she is INJURED!!!!!!!!!! Page Six reported yesterday that while shooting a video for the #Beautiful remix on Sunday night, Mimi “tripped and fell while dancing and singing in her trademark high heels”. Well By Lainey • Jul 09, 2013 09:37 am
Amazingness The (one true) Italian Queen That was the nickname I gave Elisabetta Canalis. Who? She was the one before Stacy Keibler, you remember? What would Canalis say today now that she and Keibler are in the same category? Keibler came out with more though, non? Anyway, Italian Queen-ing Canalis was meant for jokes. Where By Lainey • Jul 08, 2013 04:37 pm
Amazingness How Mimi spent the Fourth of July How? Going by her Twitter and Instagram feeds, she celebrated by watching herself, obviously. And stepping all over her 18 bikinis. And prancing around her apartment in tight clothes with full hair and makeup. No, seriously, that’s what happened. She tweeted a photo of herself on television performing on By Lainey • Jul 05, 2013 01:52 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s Happy Canada Day Look at my lovely. Look at her in silver, celebrating herself, with sequins and rhinestones, making sex eyes and breathing with her mouth open, being all extra with her (fake?) vocals last night at the BET Awards. You know, people are criticising my Mimi today for her sh-tty lip- By Lainey • Jul 01, 2013 02:04 pm
Amazingness Holidays with Mimi Mimi recently announced that she’s pushing back her new record release. The reason she gave is creative – she needs more time to work her magic. The reason being speculated is that #Beautiful didn’t sell as well they’d hoped. If that’s the case, should she just stick By Lainey • Jun 28, 2013 02:07 pm
