Amazingness A young Lucille Bluth! Sometimes they get it right and it’s perfect casting. And you don’t even have to see it to know. Kristen Wiig has been confirmed to play a young Lucille Bluth when Arrested Development returns for Season 4 on Netflix. You thought Netflix was worth it for House Of By Lainey • Feb 21, 2013 10:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce’s Tree Of Life You see what I meant when I wrote last week -- click here for a refresher -- about the amateur obviousness of Beyonce’s film direction? The Tree Of Life. When the Blue Ivy Carter was born. How were you not pounding your couch? And pausing on her dewy “natural” makeup? And By Lainey • Feb 18, 2013 12:01 pm
Amazingness Mimi declares ownership of Valentine’s Day Mimi’s already taken over Christmas and now she’s decided that Valentine’s Day must be hers too. Think of every Valentine’s Day cliché and convention. Red? Petals? Balloons? Butterflies? Bubbles? Carriage rides? Please. Mimi’s covered it all. She’s worth half a billion dollars and everything By Lainey • Feb 15, 2013 11:02 am
Amazingness Beyonce’s Life & Dreams Beyonce Beyonce, everywhere Beyonce. 2013 has been all about Beyonce. Tonight is President Obama’s State of the Union address. Will it be inspired by Beyonce? Here’s Beyonce on the cover of the March issue of Vogue which, gloat alert!, I reported back in December 21. The pictures are By Lainey • Feb 12, 2013 10:30 am
Amazingness Happy French Canadian Chinese New Year Sorry to interrupt the Grammy coverage but... this can’t wait. Morley just sent it to me and my life will never be the same. As you know, it was Chinese New Year’s Day yesterday. We are in full New Year festival spirits for the next week or so. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2013 09:53 am
Hook Ups Blair loves Seth, xoxo Duana sent Michelle and me an email half an hour ago: PLEASE tell me this is Top Story today And attached to it a link about how “Seth Cohen is dating Blair Waldorf”. Or, for those of you who don’t speak high school tv series, Adam Brody is dating By Lainey • Feb 06, 2013 11:02 am
Amazingness Beyonce can’t be ugly My favourite, favourite, FAVOURITE story of the week... So there’s Beyonce at the Super Bowl, destroying the stage with her thighs and wind machines. And the praise is universal. They raved. They marvelled. They called her the new King of Pop. And BuzzFeed offered this post at the altar By Lainey • Feb 06, 2013 10:29 am
Amazingness It was a lot of strutting I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to decide which moments from the Beyonce Bowl to turn into GIFs but there are too many. The whole performance was a GIF, non? There are too many facial expressions. There was too much weave-thrashing right up at the crowd. There By Lainey • Feb 04, 2013 09:56 am
Amazingness Lawyer in the corner and in the backseat Lindsay Lohan went out with my new favourite person last night after her court hearing in LA. That would be her lawyer, of course. Mark Heller is hilarious. And the comparisons are hilarious. Some have called him My Cousin Vinny. Others Saul Goodman. The best one I heard is from By Lainey • Jan 31, 2013 01:54 pm
Dumbass I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they By Lainey • Jan 30, 2013 03:01 pm
Amazingness Required Reading, Hunty One thing we do here at LaineyGossip is we try to cover gossip you can feel good about. Sad Smut is vanquished and you’ll never have to look at Aubrey O’Day’s face, etc. But I’ve asked special permission to pull you down into the sick world By Dean • Jan 29, 2013 05:32 pm
Amazingness How many wind machines? Here’s Beyonce in New Orleans where she’s been working on her half time show for the Super Bowl this Sunday. This is my current first world problem: we’re having Chinese New Year family dinner that night in Toronto where, again, I don’t have PVR. And now By Lainey • Jan 29, 2013 01:32 pm
Amazingness Sasha Fierce Lite Beyonce was remarkably restrained yesterday at the inauguration, don’t you think? Just imagine what it could have been: Instead of opening her number with her back to the million, legs spread apart, and an ass jiggle followed by a hair whip before singing the first bars of The Star By Lainey • Jan 22, 2013 12:42 pm
Amazingness The Mariah Carey Show recap - Episode 1 American Idol, Season 12, Episode 1 recap. (Lainey: Dean thinks the Mimi-Minaj drama is a fraud. I, as you know, think it’s legit. But I suck at recaps, and Dean’s more advanced at Mimi knowledge than I am. So here’s the first installment of what’s By Dean • Jan 17, 2013 11:00 am
Amazingness Here’s how a legend does it Pipsqueak is a big f-cking deal. But he’s not a legend, yet. While Justin Timberlake’s approach was to hijack awards shows with his return to music after 6 years, while teasing people for days beforehand, and shooting some kind of arty video, David Bowie just dropped his By Lainey • Jan 15, 2013 03:21 pm
Amazingness Jodie Foster comes out at the Golden Globes When does the Cecil B DeMille Award recipient ever take over the Golden Globes? Never, right? It’s the only moment of the show without suspense. The whole room knows, weeks and weeks in advance, who’s getting it. And even if the recipient gives a great speech, it’s By Lainey • Jan 14, 2013 02:57 pm
