Girly Throw Downs I love life If you’ve looked through these photos, you need no explanation. If not, by the end of this article, you will too love life. American Idol panelled on TCA yesterday featuring all judges, including, yes, Mimi and Nicki Minaj. And, well, journalists at the TCA, especially at panel sessions, don’ By Lainey • Jan 09, 2013 05:34 pm
Amazingness Look at Mimi’s abs This is the idea. Here’s our Mimi on the beach in Australia after performing three shows there over the holidays. She’s home now but this photo was released yesterday, just making sure you know that she’s fit...if, ahem, you believe that this image is completely untouched. By Lainey • Jan 08, 2013 12:38 pm
Bad Style Chloe Sevigny’s New York It’s so exciting to be at the very start of a new year, full of possibility, opportunity, fresh starts, etc. Still …isn’t it comforting to know that, while time may pass, Chloe Sevigny remains unchanged? That she’ll continue to prowl the streets of New York dressed like By Dean • Jan 04, 2013 11:05 am
Amazingness Joyful Joyful! I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 02:45 pm
Amazingness You can start celebrating Christmas now GOD, did I need her today. Nothing stresses me out more than when I can’t get online. I’ve been cranky this morning. And then... Sunshine. My darling sunshine... Mimi, obviously. As I wrote the other day, it’s not really Christmas until Mimi’s in Aspen squished into By Lainey • Dec 21, 2012 11:01 am
Amazingness When is Mimi Aspen time? One of the greatest joys of Christmas is the sight of my Mimi in Aspen. Every year she jams herself into a skin tight snowsuit and tricks out a pair of fur boots -- sometimes with a heel -- and pretends that she knows how to ski. It’s a glorious annual By Lainey • Dec 14, 2012 03:28 pm
Amazingness When a Hero Cums Along…. Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here for a By Dean • Dec 12, 2012 12:31 pm
Amazingness Mariah Carey’s Christmas List: 3 Rules for a Very Mimi X-Mas (Lainey: meet Dean! We need a dude voice on this site that’s, um, a lot less tits and ass than what Jacek has to offer. You might recognise Dean from 1 Girl 5 Gays. And if you do, you understand why I’ve been in love with him for By Dean • Dec 05, 2012 04:02 pm
Amazingness B’s tease HBO announced last week that Beyonce’s self-directed documentary will air on February 16, two weeks after her Super Bowl halftime performance. The film will include video footage from B’s personal collection and concert clips and photos -- so a movie version of her Tumblr, hopefully. Here is the By Lainey • Dec 04, 2012 11:11 am
Amazingness This Hot Bitch should be Mimi These photos made me smile. They’re ridiculous and amazing. Firemen should always be around when you’re not wearing pants. Please. And then I pictured recreating this with Mimi instead of This Hot Bitch Sharon Stone. I just want you to imagine Mimi, not wearing pants under a fur By Lainey • Nov 29, 2012 04:26 pm
Amazingness Mimi under the tree I just tried to imagine my Mimi tucked under a Christmas tree with her hair arranged around her the way they do wedding gowns, and her cleave propped up on a few presents, with her ass positioned towards the camera, and it filled me with such yearning -- why have we By Lainey • Nov 28, 2012 04:52 pm
Maple Leaf Thanksgiving French Cheese What a wonderful way to celebrate American Thanksgiving -- with the highest quality French Canadian cheese. Better this than the sad smut situation that Gabriel Aubry’s involved in. Celine Dion was in Germany yesterday to collect her Bambi Award. Look at her, holding it as though it were alive, like By Lainey • Nov 23, 2012 12:10 pm
Amazingness Let that be me Or I might have to fight Sasha for the privilege. I’m at work in Toronto this week and it’s been a little old school. Duana, Sasha, Michelle, and I met at etalk several years ago. Back then it felt like camp. We don’t normally see each other By Lainey • Nov 20, 2012 11:17 am
Amazingness Justin Bieber wants to be Leo too? Remember when Zac Efron fangirled Leonardo DiCaprio on the sidelines of Lakers games, trying to be cool in his hero’s presence, dutifully absorbing what he could of the Leo aura? Back then Zac was LipGloss, flopping his hair around his forehead, before he graduated to a cleaner cut for By Lainey • Nov 09, 2012 11:22 am
Gorgessity The Dowager Countess from Croydon From Croydon??? I’m getting there... Kate Moss is promoting a book of her modelling photos. She agreed to only two interviews in support of the release: Vanity Fair (which I wrote about last week, click here for a refresher) and The New York Times. As you know, Kate isn’ By Lainey • Nov 08, 2012 01:48 pm
Amazingness BaddieBey or Sasha Fierce? Beyonce is on Instagram. What? It’s big news, ok? It’s why her Tumblr became such an obsession. You would understand if you’re familiar with her Tumblr. Because Beyonce doesn’t f-ck around. When Beyonce does something, it will be better than everyone else, whatever it is. By Lainey • Nov 07, 2012 10:28 am
