Girly Throw Downs If the Jolie presents, so will the Madge! As reported earlier, the Brange will present - likely separately - at the Globes on Sunday. And now comes word that Madonna will also be handing out a trophy. They’ve never met. Officially. But they’ve exchanged testy words in public. And, as a reader called Stacey reminded me By Lainey • Jan 13, 2012 04:39 pm
Amazingness Meangirl in the hall Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these By Lainey • Jan 09, 2012 01:13 pm
Amazingness Mimi’s kidney failure Here’s a photo Mariah Carey posted on her Twitter and her website: her husband Nick Cannon has been hospitalised for “mild kidney failure”. While he clearly looks distressed, his wife has decided, out of love of course, to cram herself onto that small bed to comfort him, jamming him By Lainey • Jan 04, 2012 12:04 pm
Amazingness Let it snow…for Mimi! Mimi says Happy Christmas with a new video! This is what I’m saying about this time of year. Mimi delights me in February. But she really, REALLY delights me in December. Is this her LA house? OMG. We open on a huge photograph of what appears to be Mimi By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 01:09 pm
Amazingness Best of 2011: Mrs Wahlberg’s bitchface One day, 40 years from now, when Jessi Cruickshank looks back at what will no doubt be an award-winning career, I still feel like this will make her highlight reel. Jessi is the LA correspondent for etalk, was the host of MTV’s The Aftershow, my colleague and friend. Jessi By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 03:16 pm
Girly Throw Downs HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING??? Sarah just messaged me about this video... It’s the best sh-t EVER. Family sh-t! What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy. To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 03:21 pm
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Famewhores Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop. Please. I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 04:10 pm
Famewhores All hail Blake Lively The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2011 04:56 pm
Quiveration My Movie Star is having a boy We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 02:08 pm
Amazingness Living in the GMD past Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially the By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 11:41 am
Amazingness Stick it out, suck it in Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager. Is that Tom sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’ By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 11:07 am
Maple Leaf Mary Kay Mimi & Baby B You know when you build something up so hard you doom it from the start because it can never possibly live up to your expectations? And then Mimi comes along and always lives up to your expectations? This video with Justin Bieber... It’s the greatest 4 minutes of my By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 10:23 am
Amazingness Be thankful for Mimi You Americans, when you go around the table tomorrow before you cut into your turkey and call out what you’re thankful for (this happens in movies all the time but does it really happen at your house?), will Mariah Carey be on your list? She’s on my list. By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 02:45 pm
Amazingness 5 years for the GMD and Robo Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 09:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi > Dembabies Nick Cannon went baby crazy yesterday on his Twitter with new photos of Dembabies, Roc and Roe. Please note that their mother, the real Mariah Mimi, has to be present always, even if it means luxuriating her foot in their faces, clad in a pink dressing gown (which I imagine By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 12:18 pm
