Famewhores All hail Blake Lively The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2011 04:56 pm
Quiveration My Movie Star is having a boy We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 02:08 pm
Amazingness Living in the GMD past Did you ever see that Scientology promotional video where he sits there in a black turtleneck and pretty much goes crazy? I’ve attached it as the second video below. If you haven’t already, you need to watch it. It’s f-cked up, but really, really hilarious. Especially By Lainey • Dec 02, 2011 11:41 am
Amazingness Stick it out, suck it in Tom Cruise wore a very tight shirt yesterday in Tokyo at a press conference for Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol, not unlike his Junior Mint Taylor Lautner only...well... Taylor Lautner is, like, a teenager. Is that Tom sticking out his chest and sucking in his handles? In a way he’ By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 11:07 am
Maple Leaf Mary Kay Mimi & Baby B You know when you build something up so hard you doom it from the start because it can never possibly live up to your expectations? And then Mimi comes along and always lives up to your expectations? This video with Justin Bieber... It’s the greatest 4 minutes of my By Lainey • Dec 01, 2011 10:23 am
Amazingness Be thankful for Mimi You Americans, when you go around the table tomorrow before you cut into your turkey and call out what you’re thankful for (this happens in movies all the time but does it really happen at your house?), will Mariah Carey be on your list? She’s on my list. By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 02:45 pm
Amazingness 5 years for the GMD and Robo Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were married 5 years ago Friday. I’ve attached my favourite of all their wedding photos and oh my God I still can’t believe what an ugly dress Armani made for her. Look at him all intense, staring into her eyes. You know, since By Lainey • Nov 23, 2011 09:04 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi > Dembabies Nick Cannon went baby crazy yesterday on his Twitter with new photos of Dembabies, Roc and Roe. Please note that their mother, the real Mariah Mimi, has to be present always, even if it means luxuriating her foot in their faces, clad in a pink dressing gown (which I imagine By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 12:18 pm
Break Ups Gossip Nostalgia by request After my article yesterday on Jennifer Lopez, Casper Smart, and how she did much better - gossip-wise - back with Ben Affleck, many of you wrote to say (including Sandy C just an hour ago) that you’d never seen the Vegas photos of JLo sitting at the poker table with By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 04:59 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Amazingness She was lowered!!!!! Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:02 pm
Amazingness 30 pounds of As IF Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling! As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:38 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber’s “fleeting affair” Hugh Grant’s “fleeting affair” just produced a daughter. Click here if you missed that post late yesterday. Now some girl, 20 years old, is claiming her “fleeting affair” with Justin Bieber also produced a child. And she’s suing him for child support. Star Magazine broke the story along By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 09:25 am
Maple Leaf When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair? Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 01:52 pm
Amazingness Best of Hollywood Halloween I’m not good at Halloween. I really, really want to be. But I just, I mean I don’t have the flair for a smart costume. Last year Duana went as Taylor Momsen. It was the best. And Sasha went as the Bay. Equally hilarious. A few years ago, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2011 10:56 am
