Amazingness This is a good Johnny No, no, not the photos of him last night at the NYC premiere of The Rum Diary, God no. The fact that Johnny’s looking a little portly these days is reminding me how f-cking old I am. I do however love him opposite Ricky Gervais. Gervais is producing By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 06:30 pm
Maple Leaf Where are his hands? Selena Gomez is touring across Canada. She played Winnipeg the other night. The schedule allowed her to spend an extra day in the city though. So her boyfriend flew up to meet her. They went to the mall, of course, and the movies, obviously, and to the hockey game, please, By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tonight’s the night It’s Mimi on tv! With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 03:16 pm
Amazingness Xenu wants reserved chicken This story keeps showing up on all my feeds. At first I dismissed it because I thought it was another John Travolta eats a lot of greasy chicken in the sauna story because, well, that’s not exactly news, but then, as the hits kept repeating, from more and more By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 02:47 pm
Maple Leaf Taller and deeper? Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. They’ve released the video for a song called Mistletoe. Please. Of course Sasha, Dean, and I have already squ-emailed about it. Of course we are obsessed. Dean had to get all sensible and sh-t and point out that the By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 05:07 pm
Amazingness Chicken Fried Criminally AWESOME There’s a new video for Criminal. Have you seen it? They’re pulling this down all over the place, they already pulled down the link I originally watched it off of this morning and I got this one from Dlisted so it’s best to do it before it’ By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 04:53 pm
Amazingness So Jen & Justin think they can dance This was my favourite email from yesterday amid all the baby bump theories resulting from Beyonce weird stomach crumple. And it was in response to the Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux twinsy fedora article. Click here if you missed it. Thanks to Cortney for the screen cap of Lauren & Tad By Lainey • Oct 12, 2011 02:54 pm
Amazingness Thanksgiving As You Wish Entertainment Weekly is doing a cast reunion special in its new issue. One of the reunions: The Princess Bride !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we all agree that there is no fighting about The Princess Bride? As the magazine points out, The Princess Bride was not a mega box office performer. There were no By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 03:54 pm
Hook Ups Ok, Blake. You win. WHERE did this girl get her game??? On Monday it was reported that she was in Boston last weekend having dinner with Ryan Reynolds. By Tuesday it broke that she and Leonardo DiCaprio were over. Wednesday and Thursday she beat him to the headlines with the story that they split By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 12:04 pm
Maple Leaf Mimi & Bieber Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. November 1. Collaborations with some major names, his usual partnerships, and also... Mimi. Mimi and Bieber. All I Want For Christmas? I am ALWAYS happy when I hear All I Want For Christmas. I worry about the amount of joy in your By Lainey • Oct 06, 2011 05:07 pm
Girly Throw Downs A Rock Girlfriend > Dina Lohan Vulture’s interview with Bebe Buell was the best thing I read yesterday. SO good. Like vintage smut. She keeps saying back in the day, it was a different life, it was a different way. Have you seen Almost Famous? Penny Lane played by Kate Hudson? That was inspired by By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 11:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s having a baby? I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. How are By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:27 pm
Amazingness Vintage Jennifer Aniston I am wishing so hard on the Gossip Genie right now about awards season. The prospect of all of those names - Clooney, Brange, Damon, Gosling... and Jennifer Aniston as a presenter? As I mentioned last week, her movie with Justin Theroux (and Paul Rudd) opens in February. Presenting is a By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 05:08 pm
Maple Leaf You make me Hello Kitty Hello Kitty as a verb. I work on an entertainment tv show. It’s a half hour. There’s a constant editorial give and take about what we report and what we don’t report. I don’t give a sh-t for example about The Bachelor and those Kardashians. By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 04:29 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Rider’s busy week I hate the word Fetus. It freaks me out. I picture a Fetus and it’s covered in biology slime, with really really thin skin that barely covers really really little bones. Like Gollum meets Voldemort under the bench at King’s Cross, only red and gooey. Ew! There’s By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 04:47 am
Amazingness This is the dream You’re always asking me why George Clooney dates the women he dates. Why he doesn’t aim higher. Why he’s with an Italian tv dancer and a former wrestler instead of hooking up with a woman with more... prestige. Take a look at his new ad for Norwegian By Lainey • Sep 20, 2011 06:40 am
