Break Ups Gossip Nostalgia by request After my article yesterday on Jennifer Lopez, Casper Smart, and how she did much better - gossip-wise - back with Ben Affleck, many of you wrote to say (including Sandy C just an hour ago) that you’d never seen the Vegas photos of JLo sitting at the poker table By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 04:59 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Beyonce makes it better My go-to on a sh-tty day is usually Mimi. Sasha loves Mimi too. But she adores Beyonce without irony. Sometimes watching Beyonce actually makes her cry. I think she cried when Beyonce dropped her microphone and rubbed her belly at the VMAs. Anyway, Sasha’s had a rough day because By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 03:24 pm
Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Amazingness She was lowered!!!!! Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter hasn’ By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:02 pm
Amazingness 30 pounds of As IF Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling! As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:38 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber’s “fleeting affair” Hugh Grant’s “fleeting affair” just produced a daughter. Click here if you missed that post late yesterday. Now some girl, 20 years old, is claiming her “fleeting affair” with Justin Bieber also produced a child. And she’s suing him for child support. Star Magazine broke the story along By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 09:25 am
Maple Leaf When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair? Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 01:52 pm
Amazingness Best of Hollywood Halloween I’m not good at Halloween. I really, really want to be. But I just, I mean I don’t have the flair for a smart costume. Last year Duana went as Taylor Momsen. It was the best. And Sasha went as the Bay. Equally hilarious. A few years ago, By Lainey • Oct 31, 2011 10:56 am
Amazingness This is a good Johnny No, no, not the photos of him last night at the NYC premiere of The Rum Diary, God no. The fact that Johnny’s looking a little portly these days is reminding me how f-cking old I am. I do however love him opposite Ricky Gervais. Gervais is producing a By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 06:30 pm
Maple Leaf Where are his hands? Selena Gomez is touring across Canada. She played Winnipeg the other night. The schedule allowed her to spend an extra day in the city though. So her boyfriend flew up to meet her. They went to the mall, of course, and the movies, obviously, and to the hockey game, please, By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 10:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tonight’s the night It’s Mimi on tv! With dem babies! This is what Sasha and I have been emailing about today. Mariah Carey is our favourite topic. Why isn’t she YOUR favourite topic??? Mimi’s interview with Barbara Walters, debuting “Roc and Roe”, will air tonight on ABC. They released a By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 03:16 pm
Amazingness Xenu wants reserved chicken This story keeps showing up on all my feeds. At first I dismissed it because I thought it was another John Travolta eats a lot of greasy chicken in the sauna story because, well, that’s not exactly news, but then, as the hits kept repeating, from more and more By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 02:47 pm
Maple Leaf Taller and deeper? Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album. They’ve released the video for a song called Mistletoe. Please. Of course Sasha, Dean, and I have already squ-emailed about it. Of course we are obsessed. Dean had to get all sensible and sh-t and point out that the proceeds go By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 05:07 pm
Amazingness Chicken Fried Criminally AWESOME There’s a new video for Criminal. Have you seen it? They’re pulling this down all over the place, they already pulled down the link I originally watched it off of this morning and I got this one from Dlisted so it’s best to do it before it’ By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 04:53 pm
Amazingness So Jen & Justin think they can dance This was my favourite email from yesterday amid all the baby bump theories resulting from Beyonce weird stomach crumple. And it was in response to the Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux twinsy fedora article. Click here if you missed it. Thanks to Cortney for the screen cap of Lauren & Tad By Lainey • Oct 12, 2011 02:54 pm
Amazingness Thanksgiving As You Wish Entertainment Weekly is doing a cast reunion special in its new issue. One of the reunions: The Princess Bride !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we all agree that there is no fighting about The Princess Bride? As the magazine points out, The Princess Bride was not a mega box office performer. There were no By Lainey • Oct 07, 2011 03:54 pm
