Style Sofia Coppola married In Bernalda, Italy, where her grandparents lived and where her father, Francis Ford Coppola, owns an estate. She and her husband Thomas Mars of Phoenix have two children. Sofia wore light purple Azzedine Alaia who hates Anna Wintour and Karl Lagerfeld. Hilariously. Am a little surprised that Sofia went to By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 07:49 am
Maple Leaf Puppy Love takes second place If Beyonce didn’t sh-t on everyone with her baby, my favourite part of last night’s MTV MVAs would have easily been Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. Did you see their pre-show interview? Please. He was talking to her about his pee pee. So f-cking cute. Look at his By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 04:15 am
Famewhores Baby Beysus cockblocks everyone So as you know, babybumps and rubs and baby talk and pregnancy watch - these are not my favourite subjects. But I do love it when famous bitches step all over other famous bitches. I love watching a master of the Fame Game stomp the sh-t out of everyone around. By Lainey • Aug 29, 2011 03:06 am
Amazingness Mimi: X Factor and puppy posing Let’s get the business sh-t out of the way first. Simon Cowell is finalising Mariah Carey’s deal with X Factor. She’s to be a mentor and work with competitors from his house. (Source) Great. Now here’s Mimi in a Twitter photo she posted the other day By Lainey • Aug 23, 2011 03:10 am
Amazingness Don’t question Just... enjoy. I am not exactly sure WHY the Hoff was performing in London at G-A-Y the other night. I just know that this is a gift. And that sometimes you don’t question gifts, you just accept them, enjoy them in your own personal way, and then resume facing By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 06:21 am
Maple Leaf Ryan Gosling is Peace He holds babies, he hugs dogs, he plays obscure instruments walking down the street, he loves Disney, and he’s good to his mother. Those of you who get hard for Ryan Gosling are about to get even harder. And those of you who eyeroll at what you think is By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 03:17 am
Girlcrushes Awesome Let this be awesome. I feel like it could be SO awesome. And I am so exciting* for it I might have to punch myself in the face. Here are Annette Bening and Kristen Wiig on the set of Imogene. Described as a “dark comedy”, Imogene features Kristen’s character By Lainey • Aug 18, 2011 10:00 am
Amazingness “Je veux pisser” ... with courtesy Gerard Depardieu pissed on a plane yesterday. He had to go, and the seatbelt light was on, and they were about to take off, and he kept repeating “Je veux pisser, je veus pisser” and he was asked to hold it, and he couldn’t, so he just took care By Lainey • Aug 17, 2011 03:26 am
Quiveration A pillow and a hat box That is a hat box, right? Jason Momoa arrived at LAX yesterday, in one hand a pillow, in the other a hatbox which...to me this is amazing. That he wanted to wear a hat so badly on his flight but didn’t want to get it crushed during the By Lainey • Aug 11, 2011 05:59 am
Photo Assumption Please say hi to me These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 05:33 am
Royals Should I liveblog this? We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 10:00 am
Amazingness Roberto! Sarah from Cinesnark wrote about the sucking of the Oscars earlier - click here if you missed it - and then I saw these photos of Roberto! Benigni today in Italy shooting Woody Allen’s The Bop Decameron and, well, it reminded me of the best Oscar moments, the ones By Lainey • Aug 05, 2011 09:14 am
Smutty Surgery Old Blake/New Blake So many of you yelled at me the other day after I posted this article of Blake Lively bike riding with Leonardo DiCaprio in New York for not pointing out her allegedly fake tits. Then even more of you started yelling about all the work she’s had done to By Lainey • Aug 04, 2011 05:12 am
Amazingness UN-hearing happened before Many of you are mad at me about this article from yesterday about Colin Firth’s hideous American accent in the new trailer for Main Street. Well, it turns out this moment was foretold a few years ago on Saturday Night Live. Thanks to Kristy and Lindsay for the reminder. By Lainey • Jul 28, 2011 03:36 am
Amazingness Mimi is bleak and pow pow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like sh-t today, I PROMISE you, watch this, watch this RIGHT NOW, and Mimi will make you feel better. In fact, any time you feel like sh-t watch this. And Mimi will heal it all. Mimi was back on HSN this weekend selling her butterfly cheap sh-t. By Lainey • Jul 25, 2011 09:59 am
Royals Her Majesty thinks it’s “Dreadful” Queen Elizabeth and Catherine were together the other day touring through the Royal Wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace where Kate’s McQueen gown is now on display along with other items from the occasion including her cake and shoes. This was a major event. Not because of the dress, but By Lainey • Jul 25, 2011 04:32 am
