Amazingness Coldplay & Elvis & Gwyneth fangirl Yesterday Coldplay announced a new single on the way next week called Christmas Lights. Yesterday they were out in London shooting what’s apparently a new music video accompanied by some Elvis impersonators. Needless to say, new material from the band is being greeted with relief from the recording industry, By Lainey • Nov 26, 2010 08:59 am
Girly Throw Downs Rapper Girl Sh-t OMG. So good. SO GOOD! As mentioned earlier, my friend M alerted me to the latest this morning. But here’s the background. For over a year now everyone has been talking about Nicki Minaj. Minaj’s new album dropped this week. And deservingly so. Minaj’s new album just By Lainey • Nov 26, 2010 03:37 am
Harry Potter Harry Potter money buys toilet seats Favourite photos of the day. Rupert Grint was photographed at Heathrow today carting along a Japanese Toilet Seat. No, for real. According to the photo agency, this Japanese Toilet “offers features such as slow closing, electronic bidet, and warm heated seat”. OMG. Is this what I need for my poo By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 08:57 am
Amazingness Play the chords lower Did you download Kanye West’s new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? I did. And I’m really into it. Haven’t been able to go through it over and over again yet, but on first play it’s good. Some would even say it’s great. Even the By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 08:37 am
Royals Not a cash bar wedding I’ve bitched about it before: cash bar weddings. Relax. I’m not saying everyone has to pay for a splashy wedding. I’m not saying that if you marry in the church hall where your parents used to play and it’s a lovely, intimate affair that this applies By Lainey • Nov 24, 2010 07:44 am
Amazingness JT is a bottom “In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’ By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 08:12 am
Amazingness Those are big shorts. For him. On days when I need a quick pick-me-up, I have list of Happy Shots. Images that instantly and reliably make me laugh. Jessica Simpson’s high waisted horrors, Tom Cruise looking like he’s having a wank in Rolling Stone, Liza Minnelli and David Gest’s wedding photo, By Lainey • Nov 19, 2010 07:45 am
Dumbass How to pay for a wedding So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here if you missed all that last By Lainey • Nov 05, 2010 03:30 am
Amazingness Don’t hold back the convicted 5 year old On Monday night in New York, Kanye West received the ACE Award for Stylemaker of the Year. He was there in person to accept and, well, not surprisingly, had some sh-t to say. Here’s what I don’t understand when I hear people complaining about Kanye West. He’ By Lainey • Nov 03, 2010 03:25 am
Amazingness Mimi on gender neutrality Did you watch our Mimi on Ellen yesterday? Did you see the amazingness? It’s 7 minutes of amazingness as only Mimi can deliver it. From the moment she waddle-tottered onto the set, Mimi kept going, and it’s hard, you know? It’s hard to decide the highpoint By Lainey • Nov 03, 2010 03:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Getting comfortable with Mimi & a shot at JLo It’s the news that isn’t news. Just a week or so before the release of her new Christmas album, Mimi has confirmed that she and Nick Cannon are indeed expecting. As my mother would say, “I’m so exciting.” If you have immigrant parents, you know exactly how By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 04:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Becks gets a massage I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job. Victoria and his By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 03:51 am
Amazingness The old Lisbeth is the new It That’s what Entertainment Weekly called Noomi Rapace a couple of weeks ago. And they actually say that’s what everyone in Hollywood is calling her right now. She was in LA for meetings and so many people wanted a piece and she’s working with the same publicist who By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 08:52 am
Hook Ups Invite her to tea So I came across this article today about Hot Harry on a Horse and his brand new piece. Camilla Romestrand, from Norway, fronts a British band called Eddie The Gun. Apparently she and Hot Harry are rumoured to be hanging out a lot which is just a polite way of By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 08:23 am
Break Ups Swifty doesn’t deny it I was gloating yesterday re: Taylor Swift’s new song Dear John being about John Mayer after he, obviously, f-cked her up during their secret relationship. Click here for a refresher on those lyrics. This girl does not mess. Prefer it so much more than when she’s aw- By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 04:59 am
Maple Leaf Bieber with gravitas I LOVE Gordon Pinsent. We all were in love with Gordon Pinsent when Away From Her was making its Oscar run a couple of years ago. Last year I sat next to him at the Heart Truth fashion show featuring his daughter. He was so adorably proud, and clapped and By Lainey • Oct 20, 2010 03:56 am
