Amazingness Spittle and the Spartans King Leonidas spent the weekend at Michigan State University this weekend. It was homecoming, and he was all over it. Midnight Madness on Friday night and then the football game on Saturday and he led the marching band and thanks to all of you who have written to tell me By Lainey • Oct 18, 2010 02:57 am
Style No wasting This SJP hair pattern is kind of becoming my favourite thing. And as noted earlier, she did indeed take her kid to school this morning after going out last night having had her hair all did and nice. I mean, really, I would do the same. Anyway, totally off topic By Lainey • Oct 15, 2010 06:01 am
Amazingness Bruce and The Wasp I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 09:45 am
Maple Leaf Kiefer’s Canadian Tuxedo It’s one thing when your costume designer puts you in one for a movie, it’s another to voluntarily walk around New York not on the job proudly showing your Maple Leaf steeze. Total pimp. And a crazy motherf-cker. Also attaching more pictures of Kiefer Sutherland at lunch By Lainey • Oct 07, 2010 09:28 am
Amazingness Redemption in drag? Seeing this kinda makes me roll my eyes a little less enthusiastically at his pretention. Check out James Franco on the cover of Candy Magazine, a publication that celebrates “transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny, in all its manifestations.” He is f-cking hideous. And also a little bit hot. By Lainey • Oct 06, 2010 04:49 am
Amazingness Karl’s throne, Karl’s stage Today at Paris Fashion Week it was Chanel. And therefore Karl’s moment. You know, Karl doesn’t have small moments. It’s always a spectacle and he is always the grand prince. I really love when he makes his exit entrance. It’s really the definition of amazingness. Flanked By Lainey • Oct 05, 2010 12:28 pm
Amazingness Please let there be better photos Kristi emailed me yesterday with this Twitter link and the following message: RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm) What? No, she’s fine. She’s just... Well you know she never liked to walk to begin with right? Standing is sometimes a stretch. And By Lainey • Sep 29, 2010 03:40 am
Amazingness Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 07:07 am
Amazingness Mimi didn’t want to get up You know if she could, Mimi would perform while reclined on a divan. You know if she could, she’d live her entire life reclined on a divan. She probably already eats like that, she’d f-ck like that, she’d sing like that, and she’d certainly try By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 03:22 am
Amazingness Hear Lourdes speak Madonna and Lourdes walked the pink carpet together at the Material Girl launch at Macy’s last night in New York and actually stopped for joint interviews on the press line and while Lourdes has certainly been heard before, this is really the first time she’s been broadcast so By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 03:51 am
BFFs Manslinger bikes and sings Kate Hudson and her parents Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell went for a bike ride with boyfriend Matt Bellamy the other day in Santa Monica. Kate as you can see is wearing her New England Patriots cap. She’s a good friend of Mr Kraft. I have a friend who By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 09:04 am
BFFs Bill > Blake Any time, right? Love these photos so much. Of Anna Wintour in London yesterday for fashion week, at the Nicole Farhi show, seated beside not boring Blake Lively but the impossibly charismatic Bill Nighy, and because of him actually managed an (almost) genuine smile. Am now obsessed with the picture By Lainey • Sep 21, 2010 03:23 am
Smutty Surgery Presidential Freeze Rabbit Hole screened here at TIFF on Monday to largely positive reviews, many saying it’s Nicole Kidman’s best film in a few years. Well that’s encouraging. Because as I’ve always said, despite my disdain for the marbleisation of her face, I do enjoy Gran’s acting. By Lainey • Sep 15, 2010 08:42 am
Quiveration Bill Murray memories & please don’t be mad at me I don’t hate on Megan Fox as hard as other people. She says dumb sh-t. She has a weird pretend face. She’s crazy and temperamental. But I have more time for Megan than, say, Shelfy. Which doesn’t mean I love her, of course not. Just that, By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 05:37 am
Amazingness Part 2: Kanye Written by Duana The ominous and much hyped reappearance of Kanye....after mixing meticulously on his sample board that looks like he whitewashed a Fisher-Price something, he goes into it. Toast for the douche bags, toast for the assholes, goats for the scumbags, toast for the jerkoffs - none of By Lainey • Sep 13, 2010 03:18 am
Amazingness Tender Mother Madonna and Teen Girls Madonna continues to direct W.E. in London. She also wrote the script... Anyway, Lourdes has been with her mom almost constantly on set – she even has a walk on role – obviously eager to follow in the family business. Has been for a while. Madonna raising a teenager - there are By Lainey • Sep 01, 2010 09:00 am
