BFFs Cannes BFFs and Salma’s bitchface Gael Garcia Bernal is a jury member this year. His bestie Diego Luna is presenting a film. So of course they’re inseparable. And of course it’s adorable to see them truly enjoying being around each other. The crowd went wild when they arrived together on Friday night with By Lainey • May 17, 2010 07:16 am
Girlcrushes All day Cate Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace By Lainey • May 13, 2010 04:11 am
Aging Gorgessity They all can’t be Helen Mirren These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 10:03 am
Maple Leaf Karl’s girls and couples dancing Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’ By Lainey • May 11, 2010 05:42 am
Maple Leaf The Anniversary of their Sex Today is a very, very special today. It’s one of the most precious days of all f-cking time. Can you hear the doves? They are singing and fluttering and our hearts should be soaring with the memory and the love and the joy of the memory of the love By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 04:20 am
Amazingness Leaving with his lunchbox and sexy in the morning RDJ left Letterman with his ubiquitous lunch box yesterday. I know it’s not really a lunch box but I like calling it one. Sounds better than his “camera case in which he stores his vitamins which is not a euphemism for drugs, he really does take a lot of By Lainey • Apr 29, 2010 07:53 am
Amazingness RDJ everywhere Iron Man 2 drops in 10 days. Robert Downey Jr will be everywhere. Win win win for everyone. He calls it “selling soap”. Tonight RDJ will be on Letterman. And he’s always great on Letterman. Last time he was on Letterman in December for Sherlock Holmes Dave adored him, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 10:53 am
Amazingness The Original Situation Am proud to say I’ve not watched a minute of Jersey Shore. But it’s hard to escape the cast of characters. That sh-t is everywhere...because why? No clue. But when they say The Situation, to me they can only be referring to the Original Situation, T.I. By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 09:25 am
Amazingness My obsession crosses the Atlantic If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has now By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 08:15 am
Amazingness The Charismatic RDJ I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. And then she asked why Robert By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 09:03 am
Cheese Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 09:58 am
Amazingness Coachella Love F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:33 am
Amazingness The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’ By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 07:02 am
Twilight Jay-Z’s BitchFace He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 09:43 am
Girlcrushes She is Capable and First I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made a member By Lainey • Apr 12, 2010 08:31 am
Girlcrushes Gwyneth steaming cod She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 04:40 am
