Amazingness My obsession crosses the Atlantic If you’ve been following my blog, for weeks and weeks now I’ve been obsessed with Sam Taylor-Wood and Aaron Johnson. Obsessed. She’s 43 and he’s 19. And they’re engaged. And she’s pregnant with his baby. Please. It’s delicious. And their relationship has By Lainey • Apr 27, 2010 08:15 am
Amazingness The Charismatic RDJ I talked to Maureen Callahan of the New York Post this weekend about Lindsay Lohan for an article she wrote about Crank Tweet and her ongoing shenanigans – click here to read. My contention is that it’s very unlikely that Lilo will come back. And then she asked why Robert By Lainey • Apr 26, 2010 09:03 am
Cheese Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, By Lainey • Apr 20, 2010 09:58 am
Amazingness Coachella Love F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:33 am
Amazingness The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’ By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 07:02 am
Twilight Jay-Z’s BitchFace He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 09:43 am
Girlcrushes She is Capable and First I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made By Lainey • Apr 12, 2010 08:31 am
Girlcrushes Gwyneth steaming cod She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 04:40 am
Amazingness Potter... or Spittle? Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 07:45 am
Amazingness Sam & Aaron with the family Sam Taylor-Wood was not with Aaron Johnson yesterday in Berlin at the Kick-Ass photo call and I was a little sad. As you know, I am obsessed. Then these new photos surfaced. SO GOOD. They were taken on March 27th in London. Aaron went for Starbucks, then went By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 04:41 am
Quiveration Aaron Johnson is everywhere...with Sam Taylor-Wood It feels that way when you’re obsessed with something. In my case, right now, it’s Aaron Johnson, the 19 year old “Next” from England, and his 43 year old pregnant-with-their-child fiancée Sam Taylor-Wood. Click here for a refresher. Aaron is also starring opposite Carey By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 05:49 am
Amazingness The Greatest & My Fair Lady There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 04:36 am
Amazingness Vagina Virgin loves a public workout Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 08:29 am
Amazingness 7 pages of Karl gold You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 06:53 am
Amazingness Coke Can Curlers Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 07:32 am
Girlcrushes French Forehead Tittaes LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:32 am
