Twilight Jay-Z’s BitchFace He was leaving dinner last night in New York when some dude tried to offer him candy. The look on Jay’s face makes my life. This man was an official salesman so I guess it’s not so bad but it reminds me of a time when I was By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 09:43 am
Girlcrushes She is Capable and First I f-cking love her. Who doesn’t love her? We are fighting if you don’t love her. Meryl Streep has been elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters. The FIRST ACTOR EVER to receive the honour. EVER motherf-ckers. EVER. The only person to be made By Lainey • Apr 12, 2010 08:31 am
Girlcrushes Gwyneth steaming cod She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 04:40 am
Amazingness Potter... or Spittle? Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 07:45 am
Amazingness Sam & Aaron with the family Sam Taylor-Wood was not with Aaron Johnson yesterday in Berlin at the Kick-Ass photo call and I was a little sad. As you know, I am obsessed. Then these new photos surfaced. SO GOOD. They were taken on March 27th in London. Aaron went for Starbucks, then went By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 04:41 am
Quiveration Aaron Johnson is everywhere...with Sam Taylor-Wood It feels that way when you’re obsessed with something. In my case, right now, it’s Aaron Johnson, the 19 year old “Next” from England, and his 43 year old pregnant-with-their-child fiancée Sam Taylor-Wood. Click here for a refresher. Aaron is also starring opposite Carey By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 05:49 am
Amazingness The Greatest & My Fair Lady There’s a remake happening for My Fair Lady. A new Eliza Doolittle. Wait! Before you break something, wait. Because Emma Thompson is writing the screenplay. Feel better? And, and, and...! She said that: “I think Carey is set to play it, yes.” Carey who? Mulligan, of course. Jumpy claps! By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 04:36 am
Amazingness Vagina Virgin loves a public workout Joe Jonas was the joke of TIFF last September. Because he’d go running throughout Yorkville, the epicentre of the festival, at the busiest time of day, when traffic was at a standstill and the crowds were as thick as they get all year, with his shirt off or in By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 08:29 am
Amazingness 7 pages of Karl gold You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 06:53 am
Amazingness Coke Can Curlers Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 07:32 am
Girlcrushes French Forehead Tittaes LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:32 am
Amazingness Longest on the carpet: Mimi walks so slow Mimi’s tits weren’t pouring out of her dress. Like, Michelle actually described it as “demure”. Shocking development. Had to lie down for a while to process it. Because two nights before at the Spirit Awards, Mimi pretty much stuffed herself into a short black number and as a By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 01:19 am
Amazingness Best Freakout - Tie: Random Producer/Vivica A. Fox Post By Duana Generally speaking, the Roosevelt is where the media get ready, and then charge across the street to the red carpet. Which means at 2:30 PM, there's an incredible bottleneck for the two (small!) elevators because of course everyone is getting ready on every floor By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 12:22 am
Amazingness Tom’s Oscar tan With the exception of the Brange and Depp, all the heavy hitters are in town for Oscar week. It’s when sh-t gets done. And what would a high profile week be without the presence of Tom Cruise reminding us that he’s still relevant? Tom spoke last night By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:46 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 5 We’re at the end now. There are several names I can’t get to. The list was just too long, one of the most impressive party turnouts in recent memory. And what exactly makes this impressive? Well, any time Madonna shows up it’s never, ever a bust. Soho By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:00 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 4 Only caught a quick glimpse of Natalie Portman and her new man. She is SO small. And that skirt is shorter than you think. The outfit also looks better than it photographs. Portman was having a word with Carey Mulligan. It was all I could do not to have a By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 06:04 am
