Amazingness Longest on the carpet: Mimi walks so slow Mimi’s tits weren’t pouring out of her dress. Like, Michelle actually described it as “demure”. Shocking development. Had to lie down for a while to process it. Because two nights before at the Spirit Awards, Mimi pretty much stuffed herself into a short black number and as a By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 01:19 am
Amazingness Best Freakout - Tie: Random Producer/Vivica A. Fox Post By Duana Generally speaking, the Roosevelt is where the media get ready, and then charge across the street to the red carpet. Which means at 2:30 PM, there's an incredible bottleneck for the two (small!) elevators because of course everyone is getting ready on every floor By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 12:22 am
Amazingness Tom’s Oscar tan With the exception of the Brange and Depp, all the heavy hitters are in town for Oscar week. It’s when sh-t gets done. And what would a high profile week be without the presence of Tom Cruise reminding us that he’s still relevant? Tom spoke last night By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:46 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 5 We’re at the end now. There are several names I can’t get to. The list was just too long, one of the most impressive party turnouts in recent memory. And what exactly makes this impressive? Well, any time Madonna shows up it’s never, ever a bust. Soho By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:00 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 4 Only caught a quick glimpse of Natalie Portman and her new man. She is SO small. And that skirt is shorter than you think. The outfit also looks better than it photographs. Portman was having a word with Carey Mulligan. It was all I could do not to have a By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 06:04 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 3 If you missed the first 2 parts, please scroll down. Dan and I spent a lot of time marvelling at Jason Bateman, wondering what kind of elixir he must be drinking to look so eternally young. I mean it’s astonishing. He is so handsome and he’s working a By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 05:31 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 2 If you missed the first part, please scroll down. Seems like Kelly Osbourne is Dave LaChapelle's new muse. Well...she's skinny now, right? Kelly had her hair done Marilyn Monroe styles, in a bedazzled silver teacup dress, like Balenciaga 2 yrs ago. Kelly is thin, small, By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 04:24 am
Amazingness Soho House/Grey Goose Part 1 There's a lot to say. And I'm shooting at the Kodak right now so blogging on my blackberry. Don't want you to wait so long for me to write so am splitting last night's observations into several posts. Photos will come later By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 03:39 am
Quiveration Hamm & Spittle Please. If we’re talking man to man, there’s no question. Spittle, step off for Jon Hamm. Especially being here in LA, it’s a f-cking mystery how they managed to turn that skeeze into a star. A mystery. Even among industry players. Somehow his management team pulled By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 02:49 am
Style Front Row Sunglasses Marc Jacobs said recently that he was done with celebrities at his shows. It used to be that Marc’s shows offered the best front rows. Now that distinction appears to be taken over by Burberry Prorsum. In London today, this is the best front row of all the shows, By Lainey • Feb 23, 2010 08:34 am
Maple Leaf Through the faces of the Cheese Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 05:29 am
Girlcrushes “Normal” Tina "In entertainment people either represent youth, power, or sexuality. Then there's me, carrying normalcy.” – Tina Fey in the new Vogue. Word. Anna Wintour finally picked a winner, following the selection of Jessica Biel last month. It’s one of the best example of women in showbiz. Not By Lainey • Feb 12, 2010 04:54 am
Amazingness Happy Birthday Tom Jr! Taylor Lautner is 18. Tom Cruise Junior is legal which means you’re allowed now. And I know you’re out there. I hear from you all the time. But... Really? Are 18 year old boymen really fully formed? This 18 year old doesn’t seem like he knows yet. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 03:10 am
Douchebags Porny Crack Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:17 am
Girly Throw Downs Julia Roberts on the Thinnification of Taupe I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Julia Roberts is a yappy, loudmouthed bitch, except instead of screaming at the Chinese market, she’ By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 03:42 am
Amazingness Grammy Gaga + Elton “How wonderful life is, with Gaga in the world." I liked her, and then I saw her live. And that’s when you know. She’s so sublimely absurd, ridiculous, campy, and the theatricality of it all is so intoxicating, so amusing, so ENTERTAINING, so cleverly ironic, you cannot By Lainey • Feb 01, 2010 03:41 am
