Amazingness Dom for lunch Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose change By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 03:45 am
Amazingness Let Ricky be Ricky The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People: “Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment By Lainey • Oct 26, 2009 08:02 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese in Rio Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break. It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man By Lainey • Oct 23, 2009 03:42 am
Amazingness Meryl works in Rome I was told of a Meryl Streep encounter recently where she was approached by a fan at a café while she was enjoying time with friends and asked for a photo, at which point she very graciously declined and said “I’m sorry, I’m not working right now”. Unlike By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 09:25 am
Hollywood Closet Don’t be a stuck squirrel! Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 04:20 am
Amazingness Hugh and his fans I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader called By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 10:50 am
Amazingness Night After Night What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only Europe By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:54 am
Cheese Cheese’s 2nd home Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:02 am
BFFs Clooney 3 As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:00 am
Amazingness The Italian Queen conquers London Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 07:51 am
BFFs 3 girls and a granny That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. Correction: By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 02:58 am
Amazingness JLo & Football It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 03:00 am
Amazingness An Evening with Meryl Streep Last night at the Royal Ontario Museum, in celebration of the ROM’s Vanity Fair Portraits exhibit, Meryl Streep took the stage with Johanna Schneller to discuss “The Question of Celebrity”. 90 minutes of full-on girlcrush. WORSHIP. I met up with 2 friends afterwards and this is how Gabrielle explained By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 05:05 am
Amazingness Gird yourself This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. To point out that Shia LaBeouf seems to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 02:55 am
Amazingness Tom tweets! Tom Cruise wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 07:38 am
Cheese Hello Chiizu It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile big the By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:54 am
