BFFs Clooney 3 As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip. As some of By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 04:00 am
Amazingness The Italian Queen conquers London Look what she has accomplished in 3 short months. This broad is the BUSINESS. George Clooney is in London kicking off promotion for The Fantastic Mr Fox which opens on November 25th, hoping for a piece of the holiday box office. As you can see, he brought along his piece. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 07:51 am
BFFs 3 girls and a granny That atrocity of a Vogue cover, now there’s a behind the scenes video which makes evident the magnitude of their f-ckery. How they managed to ass up these four women in that setting … it’s epic. You will also note from the clip that the girls are close. By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 02:58 am
Amazingness JLo & Football It was war last night at our house. Jacek is a Jets fan, me I’m for the Dolphins. And they went at it on Monday Night Football which the announcers turned into a jizzfest over Mark Sanchez. I mean, please. He brings the quiver, sure, but he’s won, By Lainey • Oct 13, 2009 03:00 am
Amazingness An Evening with Meryl Streep Last night at the Royal Ontario Museum, in celebration of the ROM’s Vanity Fair Portraits exhibit, Meryl Streep took the stage with Johanna Schneller to discuss “The Question of Celebrity”. 90 minutes of full-on girlcrush. WORSHIP. I met up with 2 friends afterwards and this is how Gabrielle By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 05:05 am
Amazingness Gird yourself This will be a very immature article. If you’re looking for cerebral content for adults, you should probably skip to the next. But given his wanky ass treatment of his (ex?) girlfriend Carey Mulligan the other night, it totally seems appropriate. To point out that Shia LaBeouf seems to By Lainey • Oct 08, 2009 02:55 am
Amazingness Tom tweets! Tom Cruise wants to get connect with the next generation. Because Tom Cruise was cool. 20 years ago. And now he’s trying to be cool again. So he’s on Twitter. And maybe Facebook too. And he has a blog. I’ve learned all this the last 30 seconds By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 07:38 am
Cheese Hello Chiizu It comes with an accent. I wish I could post my voice recording it for you here because it’s way more entertaining when you know how to say it. Haaaa-low Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zoooooooooooooooooooo. Let it stretch out of your mouth, and do it in a baby voice, and smile By Lainey • Oct 07, 2009 03:54 am
Cheese Precious Cheese Tits Tits out, ass out, Mimi heaved her cheese onto the carpet the other night at the New York premiere of Precious enveloped in a cloud of butterfly love and bunny rabbit affection. Mimi tottered over to the event wrapped around her husband Nick Cannon and the two proceeded to slather By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 06:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Cruise Encouragement Busy weekend for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Boston. Family time with Little Sci and Connor and a kiss for the camera too. You judgy moms are always writing about Little Sci never walking so I’ve included a few shots of her on foot. In all fairness to By Lainey • Oct 05, 2009 03:13 am
Hook Ups Russell & Katy It’s official. They’re together. Spotted in London two days ago, Russell Brand and Katy Perry, hooking up after the VMAs and fresh off a romantic trip to Thailand together, both tweeting from their holiday with Katy noting https://twitter.com/katypeRry: After a week in magical Thailand I& By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 07:52 am
Cheese Carry the Cheese No doubt. My favourite photo of the week. Look at it. Look at them carrying Mimi’s Cheese around this morning in New York as she performed lived on The Today Show. It’s her thing, you know. Being carried around I mean. Mimi was once too tired, or spoiled, By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 04:15 am
Girlcrushes Cleanse with Emma Thompson. It’s my birthday tomorrow and it’s a gift to see Emma Thompson. She was at the UK premiere last night of Morris: A Life With Bells on in London looking, as always, like she’s the life of the party. She is! In the very best way. By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 05:30 am
Girlcrushes Front Row Amazingness Please. I nearly fainted. Look at this front row in London at Burberry last night. My Gwyneth sandwiched between my Emma and Mario Testino, and Liv Tyler on the other side, then Daisy Lowe, then Mary-Kate Olsen, and publicly loved up Freida Pinto and Dev Patel. In another section, By Lainey • Sep 23, 2009 03:19 am
Douchebags Emmy NPH Please. He was flawless. His white mic clip during the opening number was amazingness. So f-ck you Kiefer Sutherland. Did you see Kiefer’s bitchface after Neil Patrick Harris’s performance? Oh hi, I’m Kiefer Sutherland. I like to punch people when I drink because I’m a By Lainey • Sep 21, 2009 03:27 am
Quiveration Colin & Tom Please. These men. These suits. I love so much. Colin Firth was in the lobby the other day waiting to exit. I only saw him from behind at first. Noticed the suit. And the height. He is a tall, tall man. And he carries himself so beautifully it’s instantly By Lainey • Sep 17, 2009 11:59 am
