Girlcrushes Hearing Meryl Streep After my post on An Evening With Meryl Streep at the ROM many of you asked if there was video. This was the interview with Johanna Schneller during which Streep offered many, many memorable insights including the one about being “capable”. Her mother told her she was CAPABLE. Not special, By Lainey • Nov 10, 2009 08:46 am
Cheese Cheese Garters and the beach Best way to wash the sick of Polanski away? Mimi Cheese! Who else would appear on Ellen and show off her garters? Please. I just watched it this morning. It’s making up for the rain. She managed to walk by herself up to the couches. SO. PROUD. I have By Lainey • Nov 05, 2009 04:43 am
Amazingness Interviews with meaning Sir Ian McKellan. They should all speak with as much sincerity and compassion and intelligence and substance as Ian McKellan. Interviews these days are so f-cking bullsh-t …is it a reflection on the vapidity of the subject or the subject’s refusal to engage in anything other than By Lainey • Nov 03, 2009 05:14 am
Cheese The best anniversary present EVER Sasha sent this over a while ago and I feel, like, GIDDY. High. Euphoric. As she put it, it’s like finding a f-cking pot of gold. There is SO much gold here. The way she can find an opportunity to burst into song, her OWN song, at any By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 07:50 am
Quiveration Posh’s new hair won’t smile The Beckhams were courtside at the Laker game the other night. As you can see, Posh is trying out some soft waves on her growing bob. Looks good. Really good. She was very pretty that night. Would have been prettier if she’d let herself smile. But of course not. By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 07:00 am
Cheese Angel Cheese Hello Kitty’s official anniversary is November 1st. But Mimi can’t go as Hello Kitty for Halloween every year, hell no. Especially now that her costume carries double weight these days. Don’t forget about Nick. Oh but she brings such joy. Mariah Carey is happiness. Don’t tell By Lainey • Nov 02, 2009 02:46 am
Amazingness Nimble Queen Elton John played Barcelona last night. Looks like it was an energetic performance. Never knew the Queen was so flexible. We are sitting in the ferry line right now and I’m tempted to get out of the car and try this on the hood. I have to know if By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 09:10 am
Exclusives Zac Efron is kind EXCLUSIVE. Me. I’m Zac Efron’s newest fan. We’re heading to Tofino tomorrow and I will force Jacek to sit through 17 Again. Maybe some High School Musical. Putting my name on the list for advance tickets to whatever he’s releasing next. Because Zac Efron has just By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 09:09 am
Amazingness Dom for lunch Beyonce and Jay-Z were apart for a couple of weeks – he was touring, she was overseas – so they celebrated being together again yesterday in New York with champagne at lunch for a total meal cost of $1,200 on which they left a $500 tip. This is like loose By Lainey • Oct 27, 2009 03:45 am
Amazingness Let Ricky be Ricky The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has announced that for the first time in 15 years, the Golden Globe Awards will have a host: Ricky Gervais. Finally. Ricky told People: “Not only is this the biggest Hollywood celebration of the industry, which includes both film and TV, but also an environment By Lainey • Oct 26, 2009 08:02 am
Cheese Mimi Cheese in Rio Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break. It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man By Lainey • Oct 23, 2009 03:42 am
Amazingness Meryl works in Rome I was told of a Meryl Streep encounter recently where she was approached by a fan at a café while she was enjoying time with friends and asked for a photo, at which point she very graciously declined and said “I’m sorry, I’m not working right now”. Unlike By Lainey • Oct 22, 2009 09:25 am
Chills Chills Chills Don’t be a stuck squirrel! Please. This is the party I would have really wanted to be at. Us Weekly is reporting that on October 16th, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in London attending a Scientology event with thousands of other Xenu lovers to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the International Association of Scientologists. By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 04:20 am
Amazingness Hugh and his fans I spend most days sh-tting on celebrities. Because most of them they deserve it. But it’s refreshing once in a while to go the opposite direction, to truly celebrate and GUSH over those who earn their fame and fortune. Like Hugh Jackman. Love this story from a reader By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 10:50 am
Amazingness Night After Night What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto? Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks. For now however only By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:54 am
Cheese Cheese’s 2nd home Mimi arrived in Tokyo today. Please. It’s like she takes her Cheese there for the restorative powers of the Far East. Hello Kitties make it stronger. See? Straight off the plane she’s already at the top of her cheddar: the ass is extra out one way, the tits By Lainey • Oct 15, 2009 07:02 am
