Amazingness The George Mob Everyone here in Toronto is on high Clooney alert. Even though he hasn’t travelled more than 3 blocks from his hotel since arriving, he cannot go anywhere on foot. Must be in a car from stop to stop, even if it’s only 100 yards, not because he’s By Lainey • Sep 11, 2009 04:17 am
Douchebags She’s not high fiving his penis What would it be like without John Mayer? I’ll never stop slagging him but I also don’t want him to stop asking to be slagged. So there was a story circulating yesterday that John Mayer has been secretly urinating on Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach/The Hills – click By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 04:02 am
Bad Style One Man The GQ Men of the Year Awards event is happening right now in London. Mickey Rourke is there for some reason. I will not assault your eyes with his photo. Am only attaching one man’s photo: Elvis Costello. Please. Who else do you need, man-wise? Also – the gorgeous By Lainey • Sep 08, 2009 10:10 am
Clown Listening to Leo LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role. He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 10:53 am
Amazingness Hugh Stahhhhh! This is how my mother says “star”. All her friends too. Chinese people love putting an “ah” to every word. Example: What time is it? I dung lo ah. Translation: I don’t know ah. So about Hugh Jackman – he’s a stahhhhh. It’s Hugh in Tokyo promoting Wolverine By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 08:53 am
Music It’s time for Whitney I was a blubbering mess when I saw Whitney at the listening session in New York earlier this summer. Click here to read the article. Whitney’s new album I Look To You is available now. A true superstar declaring that it’s time we stop f-cking around with By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 08:30 am
Quiveration Begging for Ewan Am currently kissing Laura’s ass. Every day. Laura is running our TIFF programme. Which means she makes the call on who gets assigned for which interviews/carpets/screenings. Normally I try to stay off the junket board until I’m told. It can get tedious going from room to By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 04:07 am
Amazingness Live like Tom Ford If only I had £8 million sitting around. £8 million for just 3,700 square ft. Sick. So Tom Ford has put his London home on the market. Considering the f-ckery that’s been flying around all day, this might be my only chance at Fried Rice: A glimpse By Lainey • Aug 26, 2009 07:43 am
Girly Throw Downs The Silver Fox vs Speidi He is… Scrumtrilescent. The f-cking best. Anderson Cooper last night devoted some time on The Shot to take one at Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe f-ckery. And he gave her the gears. He questioned her identity. Who the f-ck is she? He called her deluded. He said By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 06:47 am
Style Anna & Dave I have watched it 3 times. And it gets better and better. Like Airplane. There’s always some new amazingness that reveals itself with each viewing. Awkward but not super intense, both of them refusing to give, confrontational but not ugly – he asked what he wanted to ask, she replied By Lainey • Aug 25, 2009 03:08 am
Sports Birthday Bolt by request This is for Shani R who emailed about the lack of Jamaican representation on the site, specifically re: Usain Bolt’s performance at the World Championships this week. True. It’s his birthday today. And he is celebrating it in Berlin as the only sprinter in history to own both By Lainey • Aug 21, 2009 07:55 am
Style September Issue BitchFace As you know, there is an art to BitchFace. When it’s delivered by the best, it is an honour to receive it. Lara and I have received Anna Wintour’s BitchFace. I wish the same for each and every one of you. Sienna Miller enjoyed some Anna Wintour BitchFace By Lainey • Aug 20, 2009 05:42 am
Hook Ups Brand new strange F-cking guy gets as much strange as Leonardo DiCaprio. And while Leo relies heavily on looks, with Russell, obviously, it’s all about personality. Because please. That sh-t is foul on the outside. This is Russell in London the other day taking a new piece out to dinner By Lainey • Aug 17, 2009 10:08 am
Douchebags How to get Strange My shamef-ck is Ed Westwick. For some of you, it’s Russell Brand. Don’t lie. I know. Especially if you’ve read My Booky Wook. Best title ever. And look at him. In London shooting Get Him To The Greek in his amazing exercise outfit skeezing out the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2009 12:39 pm
Amazingness Just.Like.Madge Laura sent me an email 5 minutes ago: Please tell me you’ve seen the trailer for The Open Road with JT. I can’t believe how f-cking bad it looks. I can’t. This of course made me so happy I had to hit YouTube immediately. And then By Lainey • Aug 06, 2009 09:22 am
Amazingness One last thing Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 09:08 am
