Maple Leaf No Tongue or Thumb for Seth LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 06:12 am
Girly Throw Downs Eminem has pictures Oh Mimi. BIG mistake. Mariah Carey keeps denying that she and Eminem hooked up. So he wrote a song about it on Relapse called Bagpipes from Baghdad and then Nick Cannon posted a rambling blog, challenging Em to a dick duel to defend his wife’s honour and Eminem, surprisingly, By Lainey • Jul 31, 2009 03:33 am
Amazingness Will George bring his new piece to TIFF? Jason Reitman’s followup to Juno is called Up in the Air starring George Clooney. He really, really wanted to finish it in time for the Toronto International Film Festival. Good Canadian. And today, TIFF announced that yes, Up in the Air will indeed enjoy its world premiere in Toronto By Lainey • Jul 30, 2009 06:00 am
Amazingness Best ringtone EVER Will have to fight my main ‘mo over this one. Darren – step OFF my ring tone. I posted the other day this article about the September Issue... It’s a FAMINE OF BEAUTY! Turns out, to promote the doc’s release, there are ringtones that can be downloaded that include By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 09:17 am
Girlcrushes Meryl That f-cking Shelf Ass had the temerity to put herself in the same sentence with Meryl Streep in an interview. Meryl Streep is too classy to care. But to quote Valentino: I would eat them! Meryl was in LA last night with Amy Adams for the premiere of Julie By Lainey • Jul 28, 2009 06:00 am
Quiveration The hottest bitch at Comic-Con Step off Robert Pattinson. The hottest bitch at Comic-Con was Gary Oldman, there to promote Book of Eli with Denzel Washington in the lead. This is Gary with that gorgeous piece of ass Mila Kunis pretending Denzel is with them. Gary also revealed at Comic-Con that yes, indeed, By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 11:26 am
Amazingness His music and his jeans It’s Friday. Some Karl on a Friday, “thanks God” because it’s been an exceptionally strong I Hate People week. Karl hates everyone. But not people who were in Paris. Heh. Check him out the other day in Berlin for an Elle Magazine photo shoot accompanied by his “muse” By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 07:20 am
Amazingness Johnny & Carol The gays are swooning! Johnny Depp was asked about his dream project recently. He said he wants nothing more than to play Carol Channing in a biopic. “I love her, I really do, she's amazing. With all the digital technology these days, I could probably pull it off! By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 07:35 am
Amazingness Whitney This article will be a novel. I can feel it already. Many of us were introduced to Michael Jackson and Madonna and Prince and Whitney Houston in the 80s – remarkable, iconic artists who totally changed the game. It’s a cliché these days, and even more so in the wake By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 09:59 am
Amazingness Did the journalist direct the commercial? I f-cking love this interview. And this interview must have also been conducted by the director for the Sprite commercial in Germany who thought this ad would be appropriate for television. Brad Pitt sat down with a reporter from BILD for an interview to promote Inglourious Basterds (thanks R! By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 05:58 am
Lainey Interviews Two finger handshake I was in New York last week on 3 junkets – Harry Potter, Bandslam (which was actually much better and funnier than I expected), and G-Force. Was super, super excited about G-Force, though not the part when I had to screen the movie with a theatre full of children By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 04:48 am
Amazingness Let me teach you how to bitchface From the grand dame herself. This is Sophia Loren today giving us great bitchface arriving in Venice where there’s a street being named after her tomorrow. Needless to say, she doesn’t like the lighting. Sophia is very, very particular about her lighting. It must be soft, but not By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 11:23 am
Amazingness Whitney in London What is it about being sick that makes you corny? Was so happy to see new photos of Whitney Houston today in London, looking great and lucid and healthy and positive and ready to come back. The new album drops in September and her greatest supporter Clive Davis is already By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 10:48 am
Amazingness Karl: surrounded by young hotness It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 12:44 pm
Harry Potter A kiss from Professor McGonagall Cute moment on the carpet at Harry Potter last night as Rupert Grint was working the cameras, a playful Maggie Smith came from behind him and kissed him the cheek. I LOVE HER. If for no other reason (although there are many reasons) than for that classic moment in Gosford By Lainey • Jul 08, 2009 02:53 am
Style Cate and the riffraff At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to By Lainey • Jul 07, 2009 05:56 am
