Amazingness Goodnight Saigon SNL My husband’s hero. He memorises Will’s facial expressions. Like that part in Old School when Frank the Tanks hits off the beer funnel for the first time in years and it touches his mouth and he’s all like – it's so good once it hits your By Lainey • May 26, 2009 03:50 am
Amazingness Milton Green needs a kidney Just catching up now on missed tv. First order of business: 30 Rock. Tina Fey forever. And you know they all said yes immediately. How do I make Milton Green needs a kidney my ringtone? By Lainey • May 23, 2009 11:33 am
Douchebags Which one is the Fantasy Girl? Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks By Lainey • May 20, 2009 05:51 am
Cheese Cannes in pictures What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com By Lainey • May 19, 2009 03:42 am
Twilight Taylor & Selena’s day off This is how it should be, non? This is however not the way the Lohans do it. At Selena Gomez’s age, Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont all by herself. A year later she’d moved in with Wilmer V who, at the time, was 25. Not Selena By Lainey • May 12, 2009 04:39 am
Dumbass View from my room Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend! By Lainey • May 08, 2009 12:07 pm
Cheese Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from By Lainey • May 06, 2009 08:36 am
Hook Ups Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Because I don’t believe John Mayer can get hard for the same By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 05:18 am
Amazingness It’s about Julia when it’s about Tom Please. What did you expect? Even when she was PRESENTING AN OSCAR to Denzel Washington it was about her… I love my life! So it was no surprise then at the Tom Hanks tribute last night that she completely stole the show when she opened her goose mouth and cussed By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 10:11 am
Amazingness Rudo y Cursi From Tenoch and Julio to Rudo y Cursi, from Salma’s wedding in Venice to the screening of Rudo y Cursi in New York, here are Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal together again, 7 years after initially charming us in Y Tu Mama Tambien. They’ve been brought together By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 05:17 am
Twilight Twilight teen date cuteness This cuteness… it’s killing me. I was the first to tell you about Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez last week – now more exclusive details about their adorable weekend date. Saturday night: they had dinner at the Cactus Club in Coquitlam, emerged in great spirits, both with big smiles on By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 03:11 am
Girlcrushes Chelsea Handler vs Ebola I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 08:53 am
Assy Style Bruno & Baby Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone seals it for By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 04:02 am
Quiveration Best Date Ever Are we there yet? How about now? The wait is too long! Tina Fey and Steve Carell starring together in a comedy called Date Night. Please. That alone would be enough. But add Leighton Meester to the mix to bring some Blair Waldorf flavour, and a touch of the impossibly By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 04:27 am
Amazingness Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth What is Gold Mouth? Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold. Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies and By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 02:56 am
Girlcrushes Hello Iman Don’t tell me what happened in Project Runway Canada this week. It’s on PVR. Like I said, I have serious PVR memory stress. It’s inching towards 75%. Am panicking. Anyway, Project Runway in the US has finally been given the green light to move ahead after a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 10:51 am
