Amazingness It’s about Julia when it’s about Tom Please. What did you expect? Even when she was PRESENTING AN OSCAR to Denzel Washington it was about her… I love my life! So it was no surprise then at the Tom Hanks tribute last night that she completely stole the show when she opened her goose mouth and cussed By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 10:11 am
Amazingness Rudo y Cursi From Tenoch and Julio to Rudo y Cursi, from Salma’s wedding in Venice to the screening of Rudo y Cursi in New York, here are Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal together again, 7 years after initially charming us in Y Tu Mama Tambien. They’ve been brought together By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 05:17 am
Twilight Twilight teen date cuteness This cuteness… it’s killing me. I was the first to tell you about Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez last week – now more exclusive details about their adorable weekend date. Saturday night: they had dinner at the Cactus Club in Coquitlam, emerged in great spirits, both with big smiles on By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 03:11 am
Girlcrushes Chelsea Handler vs Ebola I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very By Lainey • Apr 22, 2009 08:53 am
Bad Style Bruno & Baby Can’t f-cking wait to see this movie. Here’s a promo shot from the upcoming Bruno. As previously revealed, Bruno adopts a baby Madonna-styles, then proceeds to pimp him out Dina Lohan-styles. They say Bruno is more incendiary than Borat. And funnier too. The hair alone By Lainey • Apr 17, 2009 04:02 am
Quiveration Best Date Ever Are we there yet? How about now? The wait is too long! Tina Fey and Steve Carell starring together in a comedy called Date Night. Please. That alone would be enough. But add Leighton Meester to the mix to bring some Blair Waldorf flavour, and a touch of the impossibly By Lainey • Apr 14, 2009 04:27 am
Amazingness Matthew McConaughey Gold Mouth What is Gold Mouth? Gold Mouth is Karl Lagerfeld. And Giorgio Armani. Valentino. Or Iman. Gold Mouth is the amazingness that occurs every time these people open their mouths. When they speak, it is gold. Matthew McConaughey must be added to the list even though he makes sh-t movies By Lainey • Apr 13, 2009 02:56 am
Girlcrushes Hello Iman Don’t tell me what happened in Project Runway Canada this week. It’s on PVR. Like I said, I have serious PVR memory stress. It’s inching towards 75%. Am panicking. Anyway, Project Runway in the US has finally been given the green light to move ahead after a By Lainey • Apr 09, 2009 10:51 am
Amazingness Ask Karl Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 10:00 am
Amazingness Bruno! I reported on reaction from a preview screening a couple of weeks ago at SXSW – click here for a refresher. Now the trailer has arrived… Dude, I can’t wait for Public Enemies with Depp and Bale but Bruno, Bruno has now soared to the top of the list. How By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 10:59 am
Amazingness Orange by request Many of you have been requesting more photos of Mr Valentino from the screening last night. Why? Because, to borrow from Mrs Jones, he’s so orange he’s almost purple. He IS purple! No, but really, that infomercial presenter man who had an affair with Bridget’s mother…I By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 09:38 am
Amazingness The Situation needs it A clip from T.I. sharing a dinner date with his Situation during which she discusses what it’ll be like when he goes to jail. The Situation is not shy about letting him know, in front of cameras, that he’ll need to be extremely attentive to her in By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 10:34 am
Cheese London Cheese Sausage Relax. I’m not calling her big. Obviously not. Did you see those amazing shots of her cheese on the beach the other day? Click here. What I’m saying then is that our favourite cheese only wears tight ass clothes. To the point where her cheese cannot be contained. By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 08:00 am
Amazingness Le Karl must be earned Two years ago, Lara and I were standing on the press line at the Costume Institute Gala when Anna Wintour walked by. We shouted, begged, pleaded for her to come over for an interview and the way she looked, right THROUGH us, because cutting her eye would have meant we By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 04:01 am
Cheese Cheese Caffeine It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:58 am
Parent Pimps Crack ramblings run in the family Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:55 am
