Quiveration Can I be your hag? NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayer If Liza was named mayor And Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 02:17 am
Cheese Meem Cheese Friday Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 04:53 am
Twilight Twi-Fight at Blockbuster You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:21 am
Famewhores Country Stalker! This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 02:54 am
Amazingness Conflicted You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing. Morley and I played this game for an hour last week. When something is so perfect you want more of By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 11:31 am
Girly Throw Downs On Bruno & Eminem This is the big debate. Was it real? Or was it staged? I say totally staged. A quick catch up in case you didn’t watch: “Bruno” swept down from the rafters in an angel thong get-up and was lowered ass first onto Eminem’s face. (Eminem passes spell By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 01:55 am
Amazingness Shelfy got no Front Ass Imitators to the left. Yes, Jessica Biel, that’s you. Shelfy has a Shelf Ass but her ass is nothing compared to the Original Ass Jennifer Lopez... oh la. It’s JLo on the set of The Back-up Plan today in work out gear to accentuate all her lovely By Lainey • May 26, 2009 01:00 pm
Amazingness You want this bag It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have By Lainey • May 26, 2009 07:04 am
Amazingness Goodnight Saigon SNL My husband’s hero. He memorises Will’s facial expressions. Like that part in Old School when Frank the Tanks hits off the beer funnel for the first time in years and it touches his mouth and he’s all like – it's so good once it hits your By Lainey • May 26, 2009 03:50 am
Amazingness Milton Green needs a kidney Just catching up now on missed tv. First order of business: 30 Rock. Tina Fey forever. And you know they all said yes immediately. How do I make Milton Green needs a kidney my ringtone? By Lainey • May 23, 2009 11:33 am
Douchebags Which one is the Fantasy Girl? Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks By Lainey • May 20, 2009 05:51 am
Cheese Cannes in pictures What's Cannes like? How deep is the Eurocheese? What does it look like? What does it smell like? Sometimes words are inadequate. And if you've never come here, this just about sums it up. Roberto Cavalli. Enjoy the amazingness. Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com By Lainey • May 19, 2009 03:42 am
Twilight Taylor & Selena’s day off This is how it should be, non? This is however not the way the Lohans do it. At Selena Gomez’s age, Lindsay was living at the Chateau Marmont all by herself. A year later she’d moved in with Wilmer V who, at the time, was 25. Not Selena By Lainey • May 12, 2009 04:39 am
Dumbass View from my room Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend! By Lainey • May 08, 2009 12:07 pm
Cheese Cheese Nips and Kylie for Darren My main gay Darren has been working hard, travelling from one coast to another for several months. As such, we haven’t been drunk together nearly enough all year. Darren misses me. He missed me so much yesterday he actually watched part of the hockey game and texted me from By Lainey • May 06, 2009 08:36 am
Hook Ups Eating with douchebag, singing with Shamu X17 claims that Porny Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch earlier this month. It’s been suggested that the meeting was more than friendly. I buy the lunch, I don’t buy the more than friendly. Because I don’t believe John Mayer can get hard for the same By Lainey • Apr 30, 2009 05:18 am
