Amazingness Ask Karl Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. By Lainey • Apr 03, 2009 10:00 am
Amazingness Bruno! I reported on reaction from a preview screening a couple of weeks ago at SXSW – click here for a refresher. Now the trailer has arrived… Dude, I can’t wait for Public Enemies with Depp and Bale but Bruno, Bruno has now soared to the top of the list. How By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 10:59 am
Amazingness Orange by request Many of you have been requesting more photos of Mr Valentino from the screening last night. Why? Because, to borrow from Mrs Jones, he’s so orange he’s almost purple. He IS purple! No, but really, that infomercial presenter man who had an affair with Bridget’s mother…I By Lainey • Apr 02, 2009 09:38 am
Amazingness The Situation needs it A clip from T.I. sharing a dinner date with his Situation during which she discusses what it’ll be like when he goes to jail. The Situation is not shy about letting him know, in front of cameras, that he’ll need to be extremely attentive to her in By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 10:34 am
Cheese London Cheese Sausage Relax. I’m not calling her big. Obviously not. Did you see those amazing shots of her cheese on the beach the other day? Click here. What I’m saying then is that our favourite cheese only wears tight ass clothes. To the point where her cheese cannot be contained. By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 08:00 am
Amazingness Le Karl must be earned Two years ago, Lara and I were standing on the press line at the Costume Institute Gala when Anna Wintour walked by. We shouted, begged, pleaded for her to come over for an interview and the way she looked, right THROUGH us, because cutting her eye would have meant we By Lainey • Apr 01, 2009 04:01 am
Cheese Cheese Caffeine It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 10:58 am
Parent Pimps Crack ramblings run in the family Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 characters. By Lainey • Mar 25, 2009 07:55 am
Style Karl Barbie and the Maze My favourite thing about yesterday was the alleged Mother of Jesus. My favourite thing about today is Karl holding his Karl Barbie. I don’t see that it gets much better than this. I honestly don’t. Karl Lagerfeld was at Colette in Paris last night at the Barbie 50th By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 06:49 am