Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Amber in amber I can call this colour amber, right? Whatever. That’s what my eyes are seeing – Amber Heard in an amber slinky negligee dress. You know what I recently figured out about this material? When the wind pushes up against it and you’re not wearing underwear, it gives you camel By Lainey • Apr 16, 2015 12:00 pm
Weddings Mr & Mrs Depp It was reported last week that Johnny Depp would be marrying Amber Heard on his private island this weekend. They’re still going to the private island. And there will still be a ceremony there. But they made it official on Tuesday at his home in West Hollywood. According to By Lainey • Feb 05, 2015 09:33 am
Weddings Johnny Depp’s island wedding Page Six reports today that Johnny Depp will marry Amber Heard the weekend of February 7/8 on his private island in the Caribbean. That’s Grammys/BAFTA weekend. According to Page Six they’re expecting 50 guests, mostly just family and very close friends – Marilyn Manson? – and because the By Lainey • Jan 30, 2015 10:17 am
Media Manipulation Johnny Depp is on notice Human cartoon Johnny Depp has had a bad run over the last few years. He's starred in a string of flops ranging from the ill-advised The Tourist to 2013's embarrassing Lone Ranger and now the disastrous Mortdecai, and he has scarfed his way out of the By Sarah • Jan 27, 2015 10:26 am
Photo Assumption Johnny in Berlin Johnny Depp was in Berlin this weekend for Mortdecai. So far there hasn’t been a carpet in North America. But Johnny’s like Tom Cruise now. Audiences are much more supportive of him overseas. So far there haven’t been any reviews. Mortdecai opens on Friday. The movie is By Lainey • Jan 19, 2015 01:33 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Look who finally showed up Interrupting the Critics’ Choice posts to catch up with Johnny Depp, who finally decided to start promoting Mortdecai last night on Jimmy Kimmel. He was not alone. Amber Heard accompanied him to the studio so that he can prove to you that his much younger fiancé still wants him. For By Lainey • Jan 16, 2015 09:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pre-Globes Fontrum Art of Elysium gala on Saturday. Amber Heard was accepting an award and Johnny Depp came to support her. They made a point of proving to you that they’re not breaking up and not experiencing problems in their relationship by kissing each other with open mouths. Um, OK Johnny, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:14 pm
Weddings Rethinking Johnny Depp Most of us have been rethinking Johnny Depp for a while now. You know who else might be? Amber Heard. PEOPLE just posted an article titled: Are Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Cooling Off? Multiple sources tell PEOPLE that they’ve “slowed down” their wedding plans: "There is no By Lainey • Dec 03, 2014 05:40 pm
Media Manipulation Magic Mike’s new friends A quick programming note: there was a major delay on the subway this morning and I had that appointment at the eye clinic (I’m a good candidate for laser eye surgery) and so I’m just trying to catch up between preparing for The Social which goes live in By Lainey • Sep 30, 2014 11:24 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Pirates of the Caribbean: Not dead yet Yesterday Disney announced that Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is being kicked from summer 2016 to July 7, 2017. Apparently they’re doing this because they want to get the script “just right”—hahahaha, like the script in these movies matter. This is the second delay By Sarah • Jul 24, 2014 01:33 pm
Assy Style Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 03:38 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Franco & Depp’s fiancée Johnny Depp’s fiancée is currently shooting a movie in New York with James Franco, The Adderall Diaries. The story is about HIS character, obviously. They look like they get on well. Magazines keep putting her on the cover. With nothing to promote…except the fact that Johnny Depp asked By Lainey • Jun 02, 2014 11:34 am
Photo Assumption Younger with a kiss Can a kiss make you younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you feel younger? Can a kiss from a younger woman make you believe you’re still young? Johnny Depp leaned in for a kiss from his fiancée the other day in New York before flying out. By Lainey • May 15, 2014 11:59 am
Gross Johnny Depp holds his girlfriend Do you feel like Johnny Depp is in your face a LOT these days? A lot more than he ever used to be? We’d go months not seeing him before. A long, long time. JD knew how to go underground. Like Tom Cruise, like Brange, he has the resources, By Lainey • May 07, 2014 09:36 am
Gross Mr Peanut & his fiancée at the MET Gala So many of you emailed and tweeted at me about this last night. The Mr Peanut thing. And several other outlets are on the peanut train. And I decided I’d be lazy and just go with it because Johnny Depp has become a cartoon cliché. So why should I By Lainey • May 06, 2014 11:56 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Johnny Depp’s career to be buried in February 2015 It is with heavy hearts that we announce that after a long battle, Johnny Depp’s career has succumbed to a case of mid-life crisis that proved terminal. Depp’s career fought mid-life crisis for several years, but suffered a decline beginning in 2011 from which it never recovered, undergoing By Sarah • Apr 25, 2014 09:54 am
