Girly Throw Downs Two Gs for dinner It's a total irrational peeve but I hate when people call Gwyneth "Gwennie". It's a Y! Gwynnie is for Gwyneth, if you insist. I never. Because that sounds gross. Gwennie could be for Gwen Stefani. If you insist. Because that sounds gross too. Gwyneth By Lainey • May 11, 2011 07:09 am
Quiveration Brange’s answer to Monroe & Moroccan Brad Pitt took his youngest to the park yesterday in Hollywood. Vivienne and Knox have matching hairstyles. Very cute. So beautiful. And so very similar to their big sister the Chosen One Shiloh although Vivs seems to subscribe more to bigger sister Miss Zahara’s style preferences. Click here to By Lainey • May 05, 2011 09:06 am
Brad Pitt The Brange backstage Last night was date night for the Brange in LA as they attended the opening night performance of God of Carnage. Culture! Brad, as you can see, is still working his greaser gangster vibe. Angelina on the other hand, well, she looks like sh-t. Clammy in the face, dark circles By Lainey • Apr 14, 2011 03:37 am
Brad Pitt Jolie meat? Angelina Jolie flew to the Tunisian-Libyan border to address the plight of refugees there displaced by conflict. Have received a lot of email lately from Brangelunatics pointing out the Jolie's new tat. She has the birth coordinates of all 6 of her children on her arm. And now By Lainey • Apr 05, 2011 10:38 am
Quiveration Single file Brange Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 03:37 am
Quiveration Slicked back and gangster Brad Pitt continued to shoot Cogan’s Trade yesterday in New Orleans. And while I can’t say that’s my preferred hairstyle for him – of course not – I also at the same time think he looks pretty good. What? Yeah I hear you. You think I have a soft By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 02:49 am
Johnny Depp Don’t stand next to that man Johnny Depp isn’t tall to begin with, and Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (the director) appears to be freakishly tall, so when they’re standing next to each other, Jesus, Johnny looks almost my height. They’re in Japan promoting The Tourist without Angelina Jolie. The Jolie was in Afghanistan By Lainey • Mar 03, 2011 03:52 am
Assy Style Brad dresses Angie, Yeah But A few people have sent over this article - an interview with Lubov Azria of BCBGMaxAzriaGroup during which she reveals how Angelina Jolie picks her clothes. "We were going to dress Angelina Jolie and we had a choice of three gowns with us. When we got there, she said By Lainey • Feb 09, 2011 09:15 am
Assy Style A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:42 am
Assy Style Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:33 am
Gorgessity New Year Bento Box They went from Africa to Missouri – click here for a refresher - for the holiday, and are now back in LA. Check out the Brange leaving Benihana Japanese last night with some of their kids. Not that this is germane in any way but… I don’t order Bento Boxes. By Lainey • Jan 03, 2011 06:01 am
Brad Pitt Midwest Brange Following a Christmas holiday in Namibia, birthplace of the Chosen One, the Brange then stealthily made their way over to Missouri. Why Missouri? Brad Pitt’s family lives in Missouri. There have been many sightings, no paps, but here’s a cellphone photo that was posted on Facebook – click here By Lainey • Dec 30, 2010 03:48 am
Girlcrushes Kate Winslet: wrapping up 2010 This year she announced the end of her marriage to Sam Mendes. She then hooked up shortly after with a hot British model. They broke up in the fall. Also, many of you think she’s been working on her face. So here she is in London today, wrapping up By Lainey • Dec 29, 2010 07:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Season’s Greetings from The Chosen One Like I said in the open, every time I’m offline for a day or two, or hop on a plane for a long haul flight, I live in fear of missing a big story, the biggest story being that the Brange will implode. It’s the Hollywood equivalent of By Lainey • Dec 28, 2010 05:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The birthplace of the Chosen One No, no, not Bethlehem. The Chosen One Shiloh was born in Namibia. And this is where the Brange was spotted yesterday (photo here) shopping for toys. What!? Supermom Jolie didn’t have everything picked out weeks ago? Chill your ass Brangelunatics, I get it. Children change their minds all the By Lainey • Dec 24, 2010 03:06 am
Assy Style Euro style sh-ts It’s a photo heavy post because I’m not splitting up multiple articles to cover all the Jolie’s sartorial sh-ts from The Tourist premiere and photocalls in Italy and Spain. Let’s start from Wednesday night. Those assy satin pants. Even the Jolie, with her spindly legs, can’ By Lainey • Dec 17, 2010 03:02 am
