As IF Intro for March 23, 2018 Dear Gossips, A few weeks ago, Sarah wrote about Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming project, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, starring Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio about an actor living next to Sharon Tate at the time of the Manson Murders. As Sarah noted, somehow a story about Sharon Tate By Lainey • Mar 23, 2018 07:42 am
Sit DOWN I Can’t can’t walk Here to ruin the high we’ve all had from the Sony email leak, check out these shots of I Can’t Ariana Grande at Disney World yesterday performing for a pre-taped Christmas special. If there was no darkness, there would be no light. We all need balance. We were By Lainey • Dec 10, 2014 01:43 pm
Thinnification Porny in the backseat Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the By Lainey • Jun 23, 2014 04:04 pm
Media Manipulation Zac's PR push Zac Efron covers the latest issue of The Hollywood Reporter, a dick-sucky profile that's meant to promote the upcoming Neighbours and also rehabilitate his image after the rehab(s) and the under-the-bridge fighting. Oh, yeah, about that under-the-bridge incident.. Even the writer acknowledges that Efron is "coy& By Lainey • Apr 30, 2014 04:02 pm
Sit DOWN As IF Terrence Howard This b-tch. Terrence Howard played Rhodey, Tony Stark’s best friend, in the first Iron Man movie. He was good in the role. I enjoyed their chemistry. I enjoyed his exasperation every time Tony behaved like, well, Tony. Clearly Howard enjoyed himself too. Because he wanted more money to come By Lainey • Nov 18, 2013 09:47 am
Dumbass Jonah Hill is serious, bro To promote This is the End, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, James Franco and Jonah Hill were interviewed for a cover feature on Rolling Stone. Among that group, who do you think would come across as the most pompous and least fun? If you guessed Jonah Hill, you guessed right. And By Sarah • Jun 06, 2013 09:35 am
As IF Blake in the kitchen Vogue has introduced a web series called Elettra’s Goodness featuring model Elettra Wiedemann, daughter of Isabella Rossellini. Since it’s Vogue and since Wiedemann has quite the pedigree, they’ve been able to recruit some high profile guests...starting with Gossip Girl now homemaker Blake Lively... Who apparently never By Lainey • May 17, 2013 11:54 am
As IF Oscar As IF: Chris Evans Chris Evans took his ma to the Oscars. To remind himself that it’s a big deal: "She's so excited. It's nice to remember how exciting and fun this stuff can be. Being with her brings all that back." (Source) I’m sorry? So By Lainey • Feb 25, 2013 05:10 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Spirits As IF Paula Patton, as IF. As IF she arrived last, after some major major stars, including Jennifer Lawrence. And preened at the photo wall forever. The dress looked good on her. But terrible colour. By Lainey • Feb 23, 2013 07:42 pm
Famewhores Twilight’s two future Oscar winners Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win By Lainey • Nov 13, 2012 09:37 am
Royals Kate and Harry reading Catherine of William attended a reception in honour of Team GB athletes from the Olympic and Paralympic Games yesterday at Buckingham Palace alongside Her Majesty the Queen while her father-in-law Prince Charles hit up the Bond Skyfall premiere. She and Will have made separate appearances the last couple of weeks By Lainey • Oct 24, 2012 01:37 pm
Sit DOWN The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win By Lainey • Oct 17, 2012 04:25 pm
Famewhores The Jessica that Jessica wants to be Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see By Lainey • Aug 02, 2012 12:31 pm
Golddiggers Slum Love on National Television You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’ By Lainey • Jul 17, 2012 02:07 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: the most annoying outfit at Comic-Con She makes it that way. If it were Emma Stone or Kirsten Dunst, sure. But Emmy Rossum is dressed in a bridesmaid-coloured suit with a shiny tie like she can pull it off. Who is Emmy Rossum? Whatever she is, she’s not enough. Some clothes require It. Few girls By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 02:05 pm
Girly Throw Downs The As IF of the summer Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. For the past four years, “Twilight” siren By Lainey • Jul 16, 2012 01:10 pm
