Style Met Olsens: what did you expect? I don’t know why people bother tutting about what the Olsens wear, especially to events like these. At this point, does anyone really think that they’re hoping to make it onto People.com’s Best Dressed of the Night? Mary-Kate would probably prune herself to death if she By Lainey • May 03, 2011 03:19 am
Gorgessity Ashley Olsen FASHION Magazine Here's a first look at Ashley Olsen on the cover of the September issue of FASHION. It's a beautiful set of photographs with, of course!, only pruned lips involved and a lot of dark eyes. Am all over the heavily lined eyes. If only my eyes By Lainey • Jul 23, 2010 05:38 am
Style Olsen Coat Porn Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were on Good Morning America today promoting their new line for juniors called Olsenboye available exclusively at JC Penney. Prices range from $20 - $50. What? Affordable Olsens? Click here to see the current designs inspired by New York. I like these clothes. They’re cute. By Lainey • Feb 03, 2010 09:02 am
Style Nine Prunes! I don’t want to hear it about how you don’t like their style. That’s the whole point. And how can you not like MK’s blue clutch? The billionaire Twin Prunes showed up for Nine last night in New York giving us a good dose of their By Lainey • Dec 16, 2009 03:43 am
Style Fashion Twins Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were in Toronto earlier this week promoting Elizabeth & James at Holt Renfrew and then an interview at MuchMusic for MOD. A word first on Elizabeth & James. I own one item. A dress. Click here to see. And no, it wasn’t cheap. But By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 10:02 am
Style Olsen rescue Have received a lot of email about my dress at S.M.U.T. Was originally intending to wear another one but there was, um, a wardrobe malfunction and, at 5pm, with only an hour before I had to be at the venue… PANIC. Thank you Mary Kate and Ashley By Lainey • Jun 26, 2009 06:06 am
Mary Kate Olsen Hangover Prunes Both prunes showed up at The Hangover premiere last night in LA. It’s because Justin Bartha, Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, is in the movie. So she and MK walked the carpet to support. See here’s the thing about the Prune Twins – super famous, obviously. But also not famewhores. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2009 03:49 am
Style It’s my IT band My ass has been aching for weeks. It’s my IT band. Even in a sitting position it’s cramping now. And when I drive. And especially when I sleep. Also, I have chronic neck and shoulder pain. I’m telling you this because I just popped in for quick By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:05 am
Dumbass Best of 2008: Prunes! The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 04:22 am
Mary Kate Olsen The Influential Market The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now By Lainey • Oct 28, 2008 08:53 am
Mary Kate Olsen Plain Ashley and what MK eats The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time By Lainey • Oct 24, 2008 06:47 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOPy and the Twins at Heathrow! No…the OTHER Twins. The Olsens. My Gwyneth arrived at Heathrow bound for NYC today and ran into MK and Ashley. You’ll note all of them are wearing flat boots and not stilettos. Even though they don’t have children to chase after. Victoria Beckham on the other hand By Lainey • Oct 08, 2008 11:59 am
Girly Throw Downs No More Sharing Prunes? A battle brewing over their billion dollar fortune? Word is, there is tension between the Olsens. Apparently the two are refusing to be interviewed together as they promote their new clothing line Elizabeth and James and according to a Page Six source: “Something happened between them, and they haven" By Lainey • Jun 23, 2008 01:48 am
Mary Kate Olsen Prunes are good for poo…and smiles! We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on By Lainey • Jun 12, 2008 06:45 am
Ashley Olsen An Olsen for the 80s Ashley at the CFDAs. It’s been like this the last few outings now – trousers with blazers, short shirts with long blazers… Ashley Olsen’s modernisation of the 80, clearly her current fashion mindset. Am all over it. Because she looks great. She looks different. She’s young. There’s By Lainey • Jun 03, 2008 02:03 am
Hook Ups Bug-eyed and bushy tailed Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly By Lainey • May 28, 2008 02:25 am
