Mary Kate Olsen Ashley > MKO As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks By Lainey • May 06, 2008 04:13 am
Ashley Olsen A Happy Olsen? First Mary Kate steps out not looking skeletal, then her twin actually cracked a smile? The apocalypse. Check out a very cute Ashley Olsen last night at the screening of Everywhere at Once in New York. She didn’t just smile, she was actually almost ebullient, appeared to be rather By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 05:13 am
Twats Lilo Territorial Easy girl… Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:22 am
Ashley Olsen Olsen at the Wedding Ashley attended a wedding in honour of some stylist in Hollywood and while leaving decided to pull a move like this – using a mask to cover her face so as not be photographed. Obviously it didn’t work. And while it’s certainly obnoxious and more than a little lame, By Lainey • Apr 07, 2008 12:26 am
Mary Kate Olsen Olsens in Paris MK showed up solo at the Giambattista Valli show the other day looking fantastically ridiculous and was joined by Ashley at Chanel where no one could tell the two apart. The glasses, the get-ups, of course it’s all absurd. But it’s also kind of amazing. Come on… be By Lainey • Feb 29, 2008 02:24 am
Jared Leto Ebola Battles the Olsens… again Ebola has a hate on for the Olsens and it looks like she will stop at nothing to trump the twins. Is it because they’re richer than she is? As you know, Paris is no longer an heiress. At least not in the truest sense of the word. As By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 02:14 am
Jared Leto For the Other Twin Jared Leto at Sundance looking actually kinda… hot. Douchebags can be sexy. Probably freezing his balls off without a shirt on but kinda sexy nonetheless. And at least there aren’t bits of wiry pubes poking out to say hello. As you know, Jared was last spotted making out with By Lainey • Jan 21, 2008 06:52 am
Jared Leto Vintage 1971 Re-Opened Click away if you can’t stand it. I hate gloat, especially twice a day, smut is a first come first serve rule. Am sorry. I was the first to report exclusively on Monday that Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto hooked up at the Art of Elysium event last weekend. By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 08:06 am
Jared Leto Vintage 1971 What do Lance Armstrong and Jared Leto have in common? Both were born in 1971. And both may have tapped Ashley Olsen! Ashley and Lance, as you know, hooked up a few times in New York last fall just before Lance ran the marathon. This weekend at the Art of By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:45 am
Ashley Olsen Lance & Ashley NYC Reunited? LOVE Olsen style. And Ashley is getting more and more beautiful by the day…so while you may think it’s kinda creepy, can you blame Lance for finding her attractive? Here’s Ashley chic and gorgeous last night at the Grand Reopening of the New Museum on the Bowery By Lainey • Nov 28, 2007 07:00 pm
Mary Kate Olsen Lance Denies Of course he does. Even though multiple sources in multiple New York papers saw the two of them making out, Lance Armstrong is backing away. Lance told Page Six: "Ashley Olsen and I are strictly friends. We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a By Lainey • Nov 15, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Billionaire Bad Taste Those Olsen Twins are rich. Super super super rich. But it doesn’t mean they aren’t both ass backwards when it comes to picking men. Mary Kate is rumoured to be dating that useless f&cking scum Sean Avery who incidentally is denying he disparaged a man for By Lainey • Nov 13, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashley Olsen Playing a Twin Lance Armstrong apparently couldn’t get enough of Ashley Olsen last week, taking their public flirtation private, behind the closed doors of Soho House where they were ensconced through the weekend. And though Ashley was not seen supporting Lance at the NY marathon, word is she had helped him prep By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 07:00 pm
Jennifer Aniston The Olsen Influence After making out with Ashley Olsen two nights in a row, Lance Armstrong turned up at the Roberto Cavalli Halloween party on Wednesday looking kinda stylin’. All over the longer darker coif and the suit, though the shoes are way too “straight dude” but then again, an athlete from Texas By Lainey • Nov 01, 2007 09:59 am
Ashley Olsen Lance & the Olsen Twin He’s 36, she’s 21, and apparently she was sitting on his lap on Monday night sucking his face off – Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, that is. Not hard to see why he’d be attracted. Ashley is gorgeous – seen here last night leaving the Waverly after dinner with By Lainey • Oct 30, 2007 08:00 pm
Paris Hilton Stars for Soccer: MK Olsen Olsen > Hilton. All. Day. Long. I love Mary Kate. If I were Mary Kate, if I were 21, I’d do exactly the same. Trailblaze with my closet – who cares if the MiniVan doesn’t get it? Anyway, here she is arriving at the Galaxy game Saturday, disheveled per By Lainey • Jul 23, 2007 08:00 am
