Ashton Kutcher Matching Couples Gwen and Gavin in black and fuelling the baby bump obsession. Why do people lose their sh*t these days over baby bumps??? More intriguing is the Gwen/Madge connection. As you can see, Gwen and Gavin brought their brand to the Malawi event last night, though there have long By Lainey • Feb 07, 2008 04:02 am
Ashton Kutcher I see Demi! I see Rumey! Demi Moore on the cover of the new V Magazine- three different shots. Look closely at the one of Demi in the bikini… Finally! I see a glimpse of Rumey. Blink fast a few times and it’s there. She’s there. Very subtly, but she’s there. Now it By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 07:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Jennifer Aniston at work in Vancouver Heads up Vancouver… if you’re interested in where and how Jennifer Aniston’s been spending time in your city, this is your checklist. Last week, I reported she dined at Cioppino’s and, for her dining options at least, she’s preferred to keep it in Yaletown. Jen hit By Lainey • Jan 14, 2008 12:48 am
Ashton Kutcher Their Love is Good Sorry for the cheese ass title. But I believe in their love. Didn’t at first but am now a full fledged prophet. And while these are a tad gratuitous, Demi and Ashton were undeniably adorable the other day courtside at the Laker game. And again at the Planet Hollywood By Lainey • Nov 19, 2007 07:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Oh Honey… Why??? Brittany Murphy looks sooooo great. Better than she has maybe ever. But for some reason, unfathomable literally to everyone, she up and married this ….creep. A creep with allegedly some illegal alien issues and a very, very shady past. WTF??? Must have also been an awkward scene last night as By Lainey • Nov 07, 2007 10:27 am
Ashton Kutcher Family Pitt Gorgessity They are without equal – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie photographed by Mario Testino in a book of images by the photographer called Let Me In! Testino’s talent and reputation have afforded him access to the most guarded of celebrities and as you can see, even the Pitts were comfortable By Lainey • Oct 25, 2007 05:35 am
Ashton Kutcher Clean Cut Quiveration Ashton Kutcher – without the sad attempt at growing a beard, he is the hotness. No wonder she’s so happy…I’d be happy too. And they look happy together. Here are Ashton and Demi on the sidelines at the Giants game Sunday night…still together and still wanting to By Lainey • Oct 02, 2007 08:20 am
Ashton Kutcher When Gary goes away… Totally have a thing for Ashton Kutcher when he’s not rockin’ the pathetic Gary Beard. He’s gorgeous. And he looks great in pants. And he has that irresistible perpetually “young” look about him, like a frat boy only without the hazing and the gang rapes. Check out Ashton By Lainey • Aug 29, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Adam Brody: PDA and the New Gary At some party givin’er with some girl on the grass in front of a lawn-full of fellow revelers … how very OC, except from the looks of her, not to be a bitch, but Rachel Bilson she is not. She is however very much enjoying the PDA, as was he… By Lainey • May 27, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher The Modern Family Bruce Willis in the current issue of Vanity Fair, photographed by Annie Leibovitz in the Caribbean during a family holiday with Demi and their three daughter and of course with Ashton Kutcher. Both Bruce and Demi say they’ve worked hard to make it work well, that things are as By Lainey • May 03, 2007 08:00 pm
Ashton Kutcher Ashton Kutcher: Still Gary If you’ve been reading my site long enough, you should know what I mean: Ashton’s pathetic attempt at facial hair resembling Gary from Team America – here a patch, there a patch, STILL a patch, everywhere a patch patch…is there anything uglier than a patchy beard? Especially on By Lainey • Jan 09, 2007 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Ageless Demi In the pages of the new issue of Vanity Fair, on newsstands January 9th, she’s photographed by Mario Testino and the cover is nothing compared to the spread inside. Two shots in particular, both in black and white – in one she’s wearing a gorgeous black dress with a By Lainey • Jan 03, 2007 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Josh Hartnett:definitely dumb but not quite Ryan P According to Sydney Confidential, Josh Hartnett has been spending time with a “mystery brunette” in Australia and was pretty cagey about it when caught at the airport, dismissing pappies with a not-so-friendly “Get F*cked” when approached for photos. This following recent rumours that he and Scarlett Johansson have split, By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Reese & Ryan: the other woman and the other women How about the National Enquirer? Three weeks, three lock tight, slam dunk home runs beginning with the Grey’s Anatomy controversy…clearly stepping up to the smut game and delivering huge. As you know, they were the first to reveal the identity of Ryan Philippe’s *latest* on set fling, By Lainey • Nov 01, 2006 07:00 am
Ashton Kutcher Dirty Face does Demi Lilo at the Xbox party this week – straight dark locks, junky lookin’ make up per usual, a curious copy case of Demi Moore…modelling her daughter and now modelling after the mother. Is just me or does Demi, two decades older, look much, much better? With assistance, of course but By Lainey • Oct 26, 2006 08:00 am
Ashton Kutcher The Daily Quiveration: Ashton Kutcher When he"s clean shaven, when he"s not rockin" a patchy beard, I am all over it. Especially since I"ve become a big supporter of his love, his marriage, his devotion to Demi, however long it might last. My problem with Ashton though is By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am