BFFs Ruth & Jake: a starry night Opening night of Constellations on Broadway starring Ruth Wilson and Jake Gyllenhaal. The reviews have been largely positive. Click here for a broad collection of them including the NYT’s Ben Brantley, James Franco’s “little bitch”, who clearly prefers Jakey to The Artiste. Am attaching several shots of Ruth By Lainey • Jan 14, 2015 10:28 am
Assy Style Gwyneth Paltrow: Globes Worst Dressed & Best Presenter (Lainey) The carpet came and went. No sign of Gwyneth. The show went longer, still no sign of my G. Then a shot during commercial break of her hanging out with Ethan Hawke and Jack Black, smiling, smug, a glimpse of pink… and I knew. I knew we’d have to By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 01:12 pm
Assy Style Amy Adams: Globes Worst Dressed (Duana) Oh, Amy Adams. Amy Adams. I have never really gotten Amy Adams. One day last week – two weeks ago? – I got a letter from someone who was I guess reading back through the archives, and was very angry with how mean I had been to Amy Adams. Months ago. I By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 12:25 pm
Assy Style Kerry Washington: Globes Risk-taker When I was about nine, I found these shoes. Like I can see them plain as day. They were oxfords. Magenta with purple in the saddle part, stiff Kelly-green soles.The laces were sky-blue-and-white. My mother bought them for me even though I was probably going to grow out of By Duana • Jan 12, 2015 04:08 am
Assy Style NSFW - Allison Williams was better on another channel Some parts of this post are NSFW. For three years now I’ve been trying to figure out what it is about the way Allison Williams dresses that … doesn’t interest me at all. I think I’ve finally figured it out. She’s like the girl in school whose By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 03:31 am
Assy Style Maggie & Jake Gyllenhaal: the Globe siblings How many times did Maggie Gyllenhaal refer to “my brother” when she was up there accepting her Golden Globe? A lot. That made me wonder… What does it take to pass the Maggie Gyllenhaal Test? If you want to be with Jakey, you have to pass the Maggie Test. Who, By Lainey • Jan 12, 2015 02:54 am
Assy Style Same dress, different fiancé? Sofia Vergara hit the gym yesterday in advance of Golden Globe weekend. Her new fiancé, Joe Meatball, was also seen in gym clothes, though these shots were taken of him after dinner with friends. You think she’s bringing him to the show? They’re properly engaged now. And she By Lainey • Jan 09, 2015 01:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Bathing suit on top, pants on the bottom Katharine McPhee showed you how to do it. Here’s how you don’t. The colour has a lot to do with it. When there’s no pattern and it’s just all white on top and all black on bottom it really does look like you just came from By Lainey • Jan 08, 2015 12:07 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica’s white tiered dress I don’t love it. McQueen, but it doesn’t matter. Still looks like you could easily find the same at the mall, non? I want so badly for Jessica Chastain to be a red carpet “one to watch”. Why hasn’t she hit that yet? By Lainey • Jan 07, 2015 11:09 am
Assy Style Reese’s nomination print Reese Witherspoon stepped out yesterday, Golden Globe nomination day. And she was named in the Best Drama Actress category. This outfit… But this is SUCH an LA Wife outfit, non? All that’s missing is the Botox. But appropriate I guess for the weeks ahead – a lot of handshaking, a By Lainey • Dec 12, 2014 01:31 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Prom dress work for Lea? This one kinda does, doesn’t it? The beautiful floral pattern helps. And there’s really something cute about this side bustle, the way it’s been structured. Problem though: bad shoes. By Lainey • Dec 11, 2014 10:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Is Amal pregnant? Amal and George Clooney were at Soho House in LA. Everyone is talking about these pictures. Click here to see. As you know, I f-cking hate bumpwatch. But fine. Is she pregnant? Or is it just the coat? Clooney’s rep has denied that she’s pregnant. And he did By Lainey • Dec 09, 2014 10:25 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Taylor’s short, red dress and too much foundation Check out this dress up close; the detailing is exquisite. It’s maybe one of the best things she’s ever worn. But, you know, too bad about all that makeup. So much makeup. And unnecessary too. They’ve given her a really weird Stacy Keibler tan. By Lainey • Dec 08, 2014 10:43 am
Assy Style Madonna for Versace but Heidi first Madonna fronts the new Versace Spring/Summer 2015 campaign. She’s had a good relationship with the brand for a while now. Looks good, right? I mean I don’t know how “realistic” it is but since when did we expect realism from fashion ads anyway? Of the collaboration, Madonna By Lainey • Dec 04, 2014 01:19 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate Hudson’s ruffle jumpsuit Can’t decide if I’m into this. Definitely am not into the dusty rose colour. I like the 3 straps. But the one giant ruffle (can we call it a ruffle?) with the python print is what’s confusing me. It looks kinda …student designer? By Lainey • Dec 04, 2014 12:37 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: SJP’s sheer stripe This stripe of pantyhose running across the black of the rest of the outfit…you like it? I hate it. Adds a low quality element to the design because it’ll never pull taut, you see that? By Lainey • Dec 04, 2014 11:41 am
