Assy Style Style Discomfort or Boy Discomfort? While Justin Bieber was fronting like he’s all big and bad in Orlando Bloom’s face last night, Selena Gomez was at the Hollywood premiere for her new movie Behaving Badly. It’s a bad title. It looks like a really bad movie. Maybe that’s why she seems By Lainey • Jul 30, 2014 11:34 am
Maple Leaf Selena’s Champagne Birthday and Swift well-wishes Today is July 22. It’s also Selena Gomez’s champagne birthday. I love a champagne birthday. Apparently she’s celebrating in Saint Tropez with her new best friend Cara Delevingne. They’re on a massive yacht. Fitting for a champagne birthday, right? And here’s something Taylor Swift just By Lainey • Jul 22, 2014 01:49 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s jumpsuit and high pony It’s a good jumpsuit…but everything around it is a problem. The fake hair ponytail, I hate it. Why not just a skinny topknot? Because the combination of the pony and the platforms cheapen the entire look, non? All that’s missing is a French manicure. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2014 01:09 pm
Assy Style Star-Lord suits up Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were on hand at the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy last night to christen Pratt’s new career as a movie star. I’m not loving his suit. It’s boring, and the tie looks sloppy (needs pressing?), and his douche hair is too By Sarah • Jul 22, 2014 12:08 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Britney’s handkerchief top Good old Britney. She doesn’t let anything die. Or she won’t get with anything new. She keeps wearing the sh-t that was trendy 10+ years ago. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2014 12:22 pm
Assy Style Kaley’s two bad hair days I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a By Lainey • Jun 20, 2014 12:09 pm
Assy Style Cameron’s Spanish Sex Tape Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel, and Rob Lowe are in Barcelona to promote Sex Tape. It opens on July 18. This will be Cam’s second release this year. The Other Woman did well. Sex Tape? I’m not sure. Has there been a blockbuster comedy this summer? A Million Ways By Lainey • Jun 18, 2014 03:36 pm
Royals A loving royal gaze The Order of the Garter service happened yesterday in London where both Prince Charles and Prince William were in attendance. Princess Catherine was there to support her father-in-law and husband. Camilla couldn’t come because she’s sick. She’s done this before, Katy Cambridge, but if it were me By Lainey • Jun 17, 2014 10:06 am
Jock Smut Golf break for the Timberlakes Justin Timberlake has a month off from touring. His wife joined him for a large part of his travels overseas but they were not photographed together often. Now, though, they're back home in California and decided to go golfing this weekend. Paps hang out at golf courses? Let& By Lainey • Jun 16, 2014 03:03 pm
Assy Style Winona and the Visor's moment Terrifying what's happening right now. The Visor is having a moment. You know who's been wearing -- or you could say "rocking" -- the visor for years and years and years? You'd know if you've ever been to a Chinese By Lainey • Jun 13, 2014 12:58 pm
Assy Style Gran's worst dress? I don't remember hating a Nicole Kidman dress as much as I hate the one she wore last night at the Celebrate Life Ball in Melbourne. Is it maybe her worst dress of all time? Definitely a contender, non? And I say this because, as you know, as By Lainey • Jun 13, 2014 12:04 pm
TV Updates Brange OITNB What did you do this weekend? Was it an Orange Is The New Black weekend? Jacek was in Montreal for the F1 leaving me at home, alone, with the dogs. And OITNB. SO f-cking good. And how am I relating them to Brange? Brange, Maddox, and Miss Zahara were at By Lainey • Jun 09, 2014 02:07 pm
Assy Style Where’s Johnny Depp? Nicolas Cage was at the Guns N’ Roses show the other night. That’s Andrew Dice Clay with him. The photo was posted on the band’s Instagram. Please take a close look at Cage’s style – the hat, the beads around the neck, the t-shirt with his own face, By Lainey • Jun 09, 2014 10:08 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Maggie’s feather Tony dress Don’t like it. Doesn’t fit properly. If you want to give it shape, you have to make the cinching under the bust tighter. Or take out the cinch altogether and just let it fall. The way it is now, it’s halfway between both which means it’s By Lainey • Jun 09, 2014 09:54 am
Assy Style Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 03:38 pm
Assy Style OMG. A kitten on a twin Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen won Accessories of the Year for The Row last night at the CFDAs. I love The Row. I love them. But… Look at Ashley's feet. It’s a kitten heel. A f-cking kitten heel. There is no love here at LaineyGossip for the kitten By Lainey • Jun 03, 2014 02:36 pm
