Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s horrible black and leopard dress How is this someone who gets to decide on fashion designers? In deciding to put this dress on and leave the house, she’s pretty much declaring that she knows nothing. NOTHING. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2014 01:55 pm
Assy Style Poetry & Roses As you know, it was Amber Heard’s birthday yesterday. So her fiancé, Johnny Depp, had a lot of roses delivered to her. Fine. Then, last night, he took her to Bauman Rare Books. They picked out some poetry. After that, they probably went back to the hotel to watch By Lainey • Apr 23, 2014 11:42 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: CZJ’s genie pants Catherine Zeta-Jones is 44 years old. You know the reaction people always have when they learn her age? Like a serious side-eye? I feel like the reason for that is how she dresses. Look at this outfit. Totally Zsa Zsa Gabor. By Lainey • Apr 22, 2014 03:18 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s bowed waist Um. I hate this dress. A lot. The material. You know my relationship with this material. Look at it picking up the light in the most awful places. The colour is all wrong for her too. And Jesus, that bow at the waist is gross. Also the hem looks unfinished By Lainey • Apr 22, 2014 12:32 pm
Assy Style The hat-matching Depps There’s a way to style-coordinate with your partner. We’ll see an example of that in a minute. And there’s a way to not style-coordinate with your partner. We’re seeing an example of that courtesy Johnny Depp and his fiancée. I’ll wait here until you can By Lainey • Apr 22, 2014 08:54 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Emma’s neutral day Love this pink on pink combination, especially the criss-cross top. The shoes are killing me…WHYYYYYY?! By Lainey • Apr 21, 2014 10:37 am
Assy Style A tank top for no one Jamie Chung and Bryan Greenberg are engaged. And I’m really into that, even though only maybe two of you care. Here they are at Coachella this weekend. Now…ordinarily…Greenberg is hot. Please see Prime for reference or How To Make It In America. But right now, we have By Lainey • Apr 14, 2014 04:16 pm
Douchebags Zac Efron & Johnny Depp: MTV’s Most Embarrassing I did not feel the urge to stick my hand down my pants and start rubbing at the sight of Zac Efron shirtless last night on stage at the MTV Awards. Especially not when he started flexing and saluting. He saluted a couple of times. It was bad. It was By Lainey • Apr 14, 2014 12:06 pm
Assy Style Well here’s a trio Tiffany’s annual Blue Book gala happened last night in New York. Let’s go back to 2013 for a minute and look at the celebrity guest list. How about a photo? Click here to see more of them as I covered the event last year. And this year? Katie By Lainey • Apr 11, 2014 01:52 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kate’s great dress and bad shoes This dress reminds me of the one Gwyneth Paltrow wore to the Golden Globes this year: It’s beautiful. But like Gwyneth before her, Kate Mara didn’t know what to do with the shoes. G’s were horrible and Kate’s are probably worse. By Lainey • Apr 11, 2014 12:54 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Big G didn’t go to sea Big George Cambridge did not go out to sea with his parents yesterday in Auckland as they raced each other on the water. Princess Catherine’s team won. She teased her husband about it good-naturedly and the two had a pretty cute moment afterwards, teasing each other. And he reached By Lainey • Apr 11, 2014 09:50 am
Assy Style The Art of Douchebag Dressing This week, Lainey wrote about celebrities being paid to dress like assholes (click here for a refresher), otherwise known as Coachella. It’s a mess – flower crowns, fringe boots (because why wouldn’t you wear suede boots in the desert?), floppy velvet hats - and I guess getting high and By Maria • Apr 10, 2014 10:48 am
Assy Style I’d rather look at her than listen to him Amber Heard was photographed yesterday on the East Hampton set of When I Live My Life Over Again. Synopsis of film: Jude's life in New York City is going nowhere. Her career is a joke, her love life is in shambles, and she is having an affair with By Lainey • Apr 09, 2014 02:37 pm
Assy Style Paid to look like an asshole Coachella. Some call it a music festival. I call it the time of year when celebrities dress like assholes. And no one does it better at Coachella than Vanessa Hudgens. Click here and here if you are not familiar. Coachella begins this weekend. The NY Daily News had a report By Lainey • Apr 08, 2014 03:02 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Maggie is blonde Maggie Gyllenhaal looks so great with short blonde hair. I'm so jealous. It's the hair I've always wanted. But...don't look down. I can't with this dress. The colour and the hideous ruffle. By Lainey • Apr 08, 2014 12:59 pm
Assy Style Only the most loyal I envy the Fan. S/he is not fickle. S/he has selective sight. S/he is devoted to the very end. S/he remains undeterred. For the Johnny Depp fan, these photos are no problem. S/he doesn’t notice that NO ONE should be attracted to a man By Lainey • Apr 08, 2014 11:19 am
