Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Olga’s silver grey dress I hate it. Oh, no wonder. It’s Elie Saab. People go apesh-t over Elie Saab. And for a while now, as you know, I don’t get it. Look at this thing. How is this any more than a shrug? The dress is boring. And it’s made her By Lainey • Apr 02, 2013 11:52 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva’s wrong boots with the dress If the boots were flat, it may have worked. But these boots with this dress? It’s wrong. It actually makes no sense. And it’s too deliberate of an attempt to “downplay sexy”. I mean, we get it. You don’t want to be called a bombshell anymore. But By Lainey • Mar 28, 2013 10:13 am
Assy Style His and her travel footwear Gina Carano and her boyfriend Henry Cavill arrived in Tokyo yesterday. We’re now just 10 weeks out from the Man Of Steel release. Which means they’ll be pushing Cavill out heavy soon. And still, amazingly, they haven’t forced him to not have a girlfriend. Please don’t By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 03:13 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen’s great blazer, bad shoes Really, really sh-tty shoes. What the F-CK are those shoes?! Flipflops would have been better than those shoes! By Lainey • Mar 25, 2013 11:32 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s worst dress This is what happens when you were never in Paris and Karl doesn’t know you. Karl is a f-cking bitch, obviously, but he’s not wrong. Look at this sh-t. And she’s a model and fashion expert? By what qualification? She’s probably the only “model” who’d By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 09:25 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Diane’s shoe overkill The dress is gorgeous. So good. The shoes... Like, I’m down with anti-match, but these two are from two totally different universes, you know? And besides, there’s enough detail up top so with all that action on the bottom, it’s now a competition. Mega overkill on those By Lainey • Mar 20, 2013 10:39 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The St Patrick’s Day Royal Bun Katy Cambridge recycled her green coat. Whatever. Can we focus instead on that really, REALLY bad hairstyle? She’s 31. The only excuse for this hairstyle is Middleton Style. The worst style. Because she can wear her hair up in so many other different, less old lady wedding ways. Stop. By Lainey • Mar 18, 2013 03:50 pm
Assy Style Katie's friends...need to be around more Katie Holmes was out in NYC last night for the 25th anniversary of The Observer. She's establishing herself as a proper New Yorker now. At some point during the night, Katie was asked about fashion, and what inspires her choices. She told US Weekly that her friends help By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 03:56 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Sigourney in blue She looks amazing in this colour. I want to look half this amazing now, and I’m not 63. Sigourney Weaver is 63! And big-ups to her or not LA-ing the sh-t out of her face. It’s too bad about those kitten heels though. Oh and here we go By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 01:34 pm
Assy Style Mrs Timberlake’s crochet pants Oh please enjoy this. I know I will. I am. Very much. It’s Mrs Timberlake with her husband in New York at Timbaland’s birthday party last night. We are all good above the waist and that coat is beautiful. Then... Well... I don’t have to point them By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 09:40 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Vanessa’s feathers and pale lip I like the pale lip. I like the entire face, the makeup. The problem is everything else. This dress is trying too hard. And she is trying too hard in it. You know what gives that away...beyond the obvious? The shoes. And how desperate she was to show the By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 08:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s mullet shirt and leather pants As a model she’s supposed to understand clothing, right? And the host of Project Runway too? God Heidi Klum has some sh-t taste. It’s normally slightly better off the red carpet than on it but look here – what is this shirt? Also, check this. See? By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 08:48 am
Assy Style Gwyneth’s Spring Cleaning Sale (Lainey: and continuing with the Gwyneth theme of today’s blog, here’s Sasha with her thoughts on Gwyneth’s garage sale -- she’s selling some of her clothes as part of the GOOP Spring Cleaning feature.) My problem with Gwyneth is that she loves to pretend that she’ By Sasha • Mar 14, 2013 03:33 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva’s yellow lace Oh no. No no no no no no no. This is terrible. It reminds me of Faith Hill’s infamous Oscar dress. And the red heels. No no no no no no no. By Lainey • Mar 14, 2013 09:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Weekends with the kids Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck took the kids arts and crafts shopping on Saturday, 8 days since his last papped outing with the children, during which he held a boot up to the camera and claimed it was for demonstration purposes only. He was spoken to at home, no doubt. By Lainey • Mar 11, 2013 12:43 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Hayden’s wedges This is a good sweater with the jeans. And the blue suede works too. But ...how about the heel? A regular non-wedge heel would have been better, non? The wedge shape can very, very easily look cheap. These...look cheap. Mostly though, a wedge heel increases the surface are of By Lainey • Mar 11, 2013 12:17 am
