Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Ginnifer Goodwin Good Morning America She was there today to promote Once Upon A Time. In what she thought was a quirky, cool style situation. I ... disagree. That sateen blouse is unflattering. I’m telling you, when the light hits that material at all kinds of angles, it gives LUMPS. Stop this nonsense now. And By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 05:30 pm
Assy Style Friends with mom’s friends The other day when I posted about Katherine Heigl - click here for a refresher - I noted that there were no photos of her at the ELLE Women in Hollywood Tribute with any other celebrities and wondered if she has any friends. Even pretend-friends. How weird is it that By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 12:39 pm
Famewhores Is that a brown shirt? IN TIME premiered in Hollywood last night. Alex Pettyfer wasn’t there...which I’m kinda disappointed about. But why? It’s all JT, isn’t it? Jt is everything. Who gives a sh-t about anyone else? And here he is, in a camel coloured suit and a brown shirt By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 11:26 am
Assy Style Like Crazy New York and a hipster Felicity Jones, Anton Yelchin, and director Drake Doremus were in New York last night for the premiere of Like Crazy. Not sure why Anton looks so stunned in every photo. But Felicity, she has some good red carpet instincts, non? Like Crazy opens on October 28th. Go see! Am also By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 04:37 pm
Assy Style She passed New York George Clooney gave Stacy Keibler permission to stand next to him on a red carpet the other day at the NY premiere of The Descendants. She must have passed the test. Because he took her to Paris with him and allowed her to do the same there. Still looking like By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 11:31 am
Assy Style You can always count on Katherine Heigl... To look worse than you at a Hollywood event. Again, how does this keep happening??? Katherine Heigl was fresh and gorgeous and not tacky assed and weird-haired the first two seasons of Grey’s Anatomy. I can’t believe it’s the same person. Who showed up last night at By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 01:41 pm
Assy Style Justin didn’t fix the shoe problem Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attended the American CInematheque even in honour of Robert Downey Jr on Friday in Beverly Hills. I like him in a black on black suit. It’s too bad he couldn’t help her with her shoe problem. Look at her shoes. Bash your head By Lainey • Oct 17, 2011 01:15 pm
Douchebags You are not Lenny Kravitz Definitely have a double standard going here. Call me on it, please. Because if Lenny Kravitz were walking around Paris Fashion Week like this, I’d be totally ok with it. But ... Jared Leto isn’t Lenny Kravitz. Jared Leto walking around Paris Fashion Week like this just looks like By Lainey • Oct 04, 2011 03:30 pm
Assy Style Robo Scarecrow Scarecrow is what I thought of when I saw Katie Holmes in these jeans. Gumby Scarecrow? Scarecrow Gumby? Whatever it is, it’s f-cking the worst. And here’s my answer to that one person, there’s always one, who will argue that she just wanted to be comfortable so By Lainey • Oct 04, 2011 03:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s having a baby? I have no idea. But In Touch Eye-Roll Weekly is claiming to have the exclusive. They’ve supposedly “confirmed” that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that freeloader’s baby. Porny’s “kooky” cravings include “nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas”. How are those cravings when By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 05:27 pm
Assy Style JLo at the club Jennifer Lopez was in Vegas this weekend for the iHeartRadio music festival. She also made an appearance at Pure Nightclub. Translation: they threw a LOT of money at her to show up. Why do I find these pictures of JLo, dancing and grinding up on the Strip, really, really cringe-y? By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 03:41 pm
Assy Style If you’re not the bride... Would you choose this dress? Like, I get it that not all white dresses are necessarily bridal dresses, obviously. But this dress, seen here on Geri Halliwell at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party in London, THIS dress could only be a bridal dress. Right??? It was a fancy person party, By Lainey • Sep 22, 2011 10:22 am
Assy Style Emmy 2011 Worst: Zooey Deschanel Am I supposed to picture her plucking the petals off of some flower, in a meadow, while her bike leans against a tree, as beams of sunlight filter through her eyelashes and her voice skips across the clouds, carried by the wind... is the picture Zooey Deschanel is conjuring? Because By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 07:38 am
Assy Style Worst Emmy Crop Top: Gwyneth Paltrow In 1997, Jada Pinkett wore a crop top to the Oscars, remember? Click here for a refresher. It’s the first thing I thought of when I saw Gwyneth last night. Jada’s was awful, totally. But at least Jada’s didn’t give her love handles. The problem with By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 07:28 am
Assy Style Worst Emmy Hair: Elisabeth Moss Elisabeth Moss was born in 1982. She’s only 29 years old. She’s YOUNGER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS. Now that this has been thrown in your face, it makes her hair last night even more offensive, right? How does a 29 year old girl show up at the Emmys with By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 05:08 am
Assy Style Worst Emmy White: Julianna Margulies She wore a ceramic coffee mug. This is what I called it, even before I rolled my eyes at her win over Connie Britton’s Tami Taylor. Julianna Margulies is the uninspired vote. Because if you’ve had the pleasure of watching Britton on Friday Night Lights, well, you know By Lainey • Sep 19, 2011 03:14 am
