Assy Style Flying in leather pants Fergie showed up at LAX yesterday in leather pants this providing me with another installment of the ongoing series How Celebrities Travel. I mean… I know there are different standards for comfort where the stars are concerned. But a plane is a plane is a plane. And she wasn’t By Lainey • Apr 05, 2011 05:10 am
Assy Style I didn’t hate it As you know, I’m not Country B’s biggest fan. Not feeling the purple dress she wore on the carpet last night at the ACMs. Definitely not feeling whatever it is you call it that she put on for her performance with Steven Tyler. But I do like the By Lainey • Apr 04, 2011 05:59 am
Assy Style Blake getting meangirled at Chanel? I’m not trying to diminish her accomplishment but it felt like they were doling out these CinemaCon “Star of Tomorrow” Awards like those snap-snap topless cards constantly distributed on the Strip. If you’ve been to Vegas, you know what I mean. What is that all about anyway? Anyway… By Lainey • Apr 01, 2011 06:51 am
Assy Style GOOPy & Porny: same trainer, same jeans… Oh but a world of difference. Gwyneth Paltrow arrived at Heathrow today after attending a Balenciaga event over in San Francisco. Anna Wintour was there too and at one point they were sitting next to each other. GOOPy as you know is one of Anna’s favourites, even if she By Lainey • Mar 28, 2011 07:51 am
Assy Style I love your hair but is that your boyfriend? Anne Hathaway is Brazil promoting Rio. She was photographed today in Copacabana heading to an interview. I know I’ve said it before but I can’t help myself. I really, really, really love her hair right now. if I could have any hair right now, I would have her By Lainey • Mar 24, 2011 08:43 am
Quiveration Ryan jams, Ryan in a trench, & Jena Malone SO good, right? Ryan Gosling continues to work on The Ides of March in Michigan with George Clooney and Philip Seymour Hoffman – my Haymitch in The Hunger Games, although I could be persuaded into something really, really out of the box, I mean it has to be f-cking crazy, no By Lainey • Mar 24, 2011 06:32 am
Assy Style Abraham Lincoln fetus Well doesn’t he? Doesn’t Penn Badgley look it? Here he is last night in New York at the 2011 New Directors/New Films Festival Opening Night experimenting with stubble shading. I really wish he wouldn’t although I totally know why he is. It’s that “face too By Lainey • Mar 24, 2011 04:28 am
Assy Style Robo Proportions As a “designer”, you’d think she’d have at least a basic understanding, right? Katie Holmes attended the premiere of her new short “film” in New York last night. It’s called The Decision. Something about colouring her own hair? With a John Frieda product? Along those lines… A By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 04:05 am
Assy Style Powder and Peach-fuzz Kate Winslet was in New York last night for the premiere of Mildred Pierce. They tried something a little different with her makeup. I like the black eyeliner in the waterline of her eyes. But everything else, especially the powder, the abundance of it, and against the pale lips – I’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2011 03:48 am
Assy Style Dear Robert, please shave As promised, any time there are photos of the cast of Misfits, I will post. Having said that, I really, really want to post some photos of Robert Sheehan without that sh-t on his face. Anything so that I no longer have to associate him with grooming trends from the By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 09:44 am
Friday Night Lights Wonder Woman at The Landing Strip You don’t have to be a fan of Friday Night Lights to get the reference. Doesn’t it look like Wonder Woman was styled straight out of a peeler bar? Jesus, Tyra. What are they doing to you, honey? This is Adrianne Palicki in costume as the new Wonder By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 04:58 am
Quiveration Single file Brange Ok, not really, but “single file” suggests that crowd control is required, for large groups to move in an orderly fashion, like the family Brange. I mean, there’s a total of 8. They need a table of 8. They move in 8. I am exhausted just writing about it, By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 03:37 am
Assy Style Robo’s boot cut leather pants What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2011 07:08 am
Assy Style Little Sci is the only explanation… For why Katie Holmes stepped out like this in New York last night. The only. After all, she has said before that Suri picks out her clothes. God I hope so. Because if a grown woman had put all this together, and one who calls herself a “designer” at that, By Lainey • Mar 16, 2011 03:55 am
Assy Style Speaking of gambling… Despite numerous reports that she can barely hold her sh-t together, NBC is going ahead with confirming Christina Aguilera as one of the four judges on its new show The Voice, premiering in April. The press conference happened yesterday. She looks busted, always, but maybe not as busted as she’ By Lainey • Mar 16, 2011 03:17 am
Assy Style Why can’t you get your hair right?!?!? I mean… I just shouted out in anger in the middle of the living room at 12:30am at Duana’s on Saturday night/Sunday morning while writing this because F-CK, why can’t Katherine Heigl ever get her goddamn hair right?!?!? She’s 32. She’s not 62. She’ By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 03:53 am
