Assy Style A Sister Wife at the Globes: Angelina Jolie It’s Duana’s reference. And if you don’t get it, it means that Angelina Jolie looks like she’s Wife #8 in Bountiful, BC. That, or a settler. Goddamn this f-cking dress. And the hair. Sasha called it Michelle Duggar. Not having an image of Michelle Duggar in By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:42 am
Assy Style Berry’s Blonde Ambition at the Globes This is Halle Berry in Nina Ricci. The way she styled it was for ass. It’s really not the night for a revival of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition. And with those shoes… awful, I know it’s awful. But, but, but, but… She is SO f-cking beautiful. I mean By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:33 am
Assy Style Globe Fontrum: Natalie Portman It’s official. It’s over. The love affair, the affection, the girl crush, Natalie Portman…it’s over. Motherf-CK she was annoying. From the French Twist, to the pink sateen towel, to that red rose, and then the Tender Moment… Did you see the Tender Moment? Her name is By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 06:06 am
Assy Style Michelle Williams Written by Duana Anyone who knows me or has been reading anything I’m allowed to write here knows I’ve got no time for cutesy-poos. I am not a Portman fan, though that’s well-documented elsewhere. I have very little time for anyone that most people think is gorgeous By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:51 am
Girly Throw Downs Mad Men Girls at the Globes: Jones (& Moss) Written by Duana Did you see January Jones? Did you love it? Did you see her reminding you, in case you forgot, why all the Walking Deads and the Boardwalk Empires in the world will not sway you from your original cable network love? Aside from the two very obvious By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:27 am
Assy Style Globes Worst Bow Tie: Jon Hamm He is a fine looking man. But he got out of his car, live on camera, and Lara and Michelle straight up shouted at the same time in shock over his little bitsy bow tie. This … became a distraction. It also made his head look huge. Now you know how By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 05:03 am
Assy Style Best Cutaways: Lea Michele Written by Duana Lea Michele is, in a manner of speaking, what I want for Christmas 2011. Soft spot? For the overdramatic emoting singer who’s 24 going on 17? Me? What do you mean? Okay, first things first. I do kind of love her. That is, I love that By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 04:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Worst Globe nose: Megan Fox It looks like it’s eroding. There was a side shot of it tonight and I thought I saw Kate Moss come out to say hi. Megan Fox’s however isn’t eroding from coke like Kate’s though. Or… maybe it is. But the other part of it has By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 03:30 am
Assy Style Globes Dexter: Michael C Hall & Julia Stiles And no Jennifer Carpenter. Well, that would have been awkward, non? Hall and Carpenter are done. Hall was nominated for Dexter, as was the show. Julia Stiles was nominated too. She was hilariously missing when they called her name. With so many eyes watching at the afterparties, they better be By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 02:29 am
Assy Style Worst Tendrils: Country B This hair… is disgusting. What is it with people and tendrils? What exactly is the point? Are you down, or are you up? Are you insecure about your jaw? Are you posing for a wedding portrait at the mall? This side swept business with the prominent division of the crown By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:29 am
Assy Style Worst Globe Overkill: Olivia Wilde She’s a lovely girl. She’s really nice, she is. But… she needs to stop trying to make herself happen. I don’t understand why Olivia Wilde shows up at everything and suddenly books every movie. Who decided this? Do you feel her It? Because I don’t feel By Lainey • Jan 17, 2011 01:20 am
Assy Style Hair Fountain That’s what my friend Lorella calls that sh-t that’s happening on John Travolta’s head right now. Those loops that go off to each side, like a Hair Fountain, see? Travolta showed up at the Breitling flagship store opening in New York last night. It’s been a By Lainey • Jan 14, 2011 06:03 am
Assy Style Are you wearing that to the Oscars? Christian Bale seems to be into wearing only training jackets during promotion for The Fighter. Here he is, all dressed up, arriving at the Writer’s Guild of America for a screening of The Fighter the other day. Dude, we get it, you’re Method. The Director’s Guild of By Lainey • Jan 10, 2011 08:15 am
Assy Style How Annie travels Oscar co-host Anne Hathaway flew from NYC to LA today, was photographed arriving at JFK airport. I guess you could say she’s not Posh. She wanted to be comfortable. Didn’t want to stomp around in Brian Atwoods through the terminal. But if that were the case, why not By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 09:00 am
Assy Style You need to be great I’m writing to Garrett Hedlund. Because lately it’s been a string of quiver killers, one after the other. TRON was terrible and he was terrible in it with his thigh thickness and bad acting. Also he’s not great in a photo call situation, as evidenced last night By Lainey • Jan 07, 2011 06:32 am
Assy Style Drew’s orange dress Drew Barrymore turned up at the Cover Girl 50th anniversary party last night in LA. She’s a spokesperson for the brand. As you can see, she chose to wear citrus. And while I don’t mind the colour, I do mind that this thing probably cost a mortgage payment By Lainey • Jan 06, 2011 02:22 am
