Assy Style Tired in Berlin and Christmas with Depp An exhausted looking Angelina Jolie continues her Salt European tour with a stop in Berlin today at a photocall ahead of the premiere. Dress is much better than the one from Paris last night but goddamn that fringe, that curled under fringe, that is such a hick ass looking fringe. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2010 04:51 am
Assy Style An unfortunate dress in Japan It really, really is. Julia Roberts isn’t a Dries van Noten girl. Maggie Gyllenhaal, sure. Julia Roberts... not this time. When Darren and I went to see the movie last week full of Oprah people, this dress was like their uniform. Here’s Julia in Japan at a presser By Lainey • Aug 18, 2010 04:05 am
Assy Style Angie’s dressing problem In fairness, she’s never been called a style icon or anything so I guess it’s not like we expect her to get us all jizzy about her clothes but still... When you look like Angelina Jolie, it shouldn’t be this hard. Or this bad. It’s a By Lainey • Aug 17, 2010 10:15 am
Assy Style She came from Hilary Duff’s wedding Is that why Jennifer Aniston wore a bridesmaid dress to The Switch premiere last night? I don’t care if it’s Lanvin. The way she’s wearing it she’s holding a bouquet and standing 3 girls from the bride. Especially with those shoes. Said it before, will say By Lainey • Aug 17, 2010 04:04 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried – back to the studio! That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 03:41 am
Assy Style Twilight Tit-fat From one Try Girl to another... Twilight’s hardest Try Girl is undoubtedly Ashley Greene. Why do the Substitutes on a team always pose harder than the Starters? Lea Michele, at least, is the headlining, uber-talented lead on a hit show. Greene is a tertiary, utterly replaceable actor in a By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 03:08 am
Break Ups There’s a limit to Shamef-ckery And Ed Westwick’s abuse of my quiver with his continued open shirt chest rug might just be it. Ed was in LA over the weekend and I don’t know what’s worse – the mess happening below his chin or that expression he’s making over lunch with a By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 06:22 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried fixes her Sinkhole Last time I posted a shot of her nasty ass weave, there was a sinkhole happening back there. Click here for a refresher if you really have to but be warned because, if you’re anything like me, the sinkhole will skeeve you. I had nightmares about that crazy sh-t By Lainey • Aug 04, 2010 04:53 am
Assy Style Stop trying to make this happen Boyfriend jeans are one thing, I guess. Because at least they’re comfortable. This though, whatever Katie Holmes is trying to make happen here, it’s not only uncomfortable, it also looks busted. Mom’s denim capris under a khaki jacket and bedazzled Loubs... it’s simply not flattering. And, By Lainey • Jul 30, 2010 04:42 am
Assy Style Please. Just. Shave. Like, all of it. Bald is SO underrated. And Bald is always, ALWAYS, better than this. Here’s Chicken Fried Britney hitting up a Crate & Barrel yesterday and while you think it’s (relatively) normal from the front, it turns out around and that sh-t gets frightening. I mean By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 02:58 am
Assy Style Porny Romper t’s not quite the high waisted horrors… but it’s not far from. It’s not far from at all. Porny in a romper, prepare yourself. Jessica Simpson went out for lunch yesterday with a friend. She thought it would be a good day for a romper and some By Lainey • Jul 20, 2010 06:30 am
Assy Style You Can’t Save Stupid Written by Sarah Lainey and I fight over which media-hungry actress is worth saving from herself. She supports Jessica Simpson, saying that you can’t fix someone who sucks, but I say that you also can’t save stupid. With JSimp, it isn’t that she willfully takes the easy By Lainey • Jul 15, 2010 05:14 am
Assy Style The Fringe is gone...but those tights This is for a reader called Kris who wrote to me last week with a request: I've developed a completely inappropriate amount of quiver for Sam Worthington. And I need your help. To kill it or, at least, dampen it slightly? His weeness has not detracted from the By Lainey • Jul 12, 2010 03:46 am
Maple Leaf Vampire conventions These vampire conventions are everywhere. Just one season old, Vampire Diaries is popular enough to have a travelling convention. And the stars of the show were at the convention in Australia yesterday to solicit the all important international audience. This is where a lot of the money comes from – overseas By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 10:44 am
Assy Style Porny’s new diet, new boyfriend, same show Jessica Simpson tweeted last week that she was shocking her body with some kind of vegan diet. Then she showed up this weekend in West Virginia at the opening of the Casino Club at the Greenbrier Resort and I don’t see much change. Maybe it’s on the inside. By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 03:39 am
Assy Style The First Couple of Twi-Hard They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 05:40 am
