Smutty Surgery New breasts, problem jeans Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 04:28 am
Assy Style Katherine Heigl dresses like a polygamist ...the f-ck is she wearing? Here’s the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl last night in New York at the ASPCA Bergh Ball at the Plaza with Isaac Mizrahi. The dark hair, and the horrid makeup, that dress... you know what that dress looks like? Did you ever visit By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 03:26 am
Douchebags I used to think it was her... Elsa Pataky I mean. With the fake castle and the closed-eye posing in Hello Magazine, I thought it was her cheese and not his. For a long time those voices in my head whispered – what if it’s actually HIM? My mother always says: You face to the truth! I By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 10:46 am
Assy Style Porny and the Arm Pose Jessica Simpson was in New York last night for the Good Housekeeping “Shine On” event with her main gay and her mother, two enablers sending her out unprepared and defenceless onto a red carpet. Again. Look at her. She’s an x-rated disaster. Here is not a girl who is By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 04:07 am
Assy Style Pose-Hard is a housewife Lea Michele is Glee’s hardest poser, no doubt. Look at her. So much Try, and so little need. Because Lea Michele is legitimately talented. That voice, that voice is joy. And yet it’s almost as though she’s telling us that that voice, as pure and perfect as By Lainey • Apr 13, 2010 03:43 am
Assy Style Tom Cruise Jr goes shopping Looks like someone is teaching him how to dress. Taylor Lautner was still in Europe this weekend on his solo promotional tour promoting Himself and hit up the Belstaff store in Madrid. I wish we had a Belstaff store in Canada. Best.Jackets.Ever. I bought one last year on By Lainey • Apr 12, 2010 06:01 am
Jock Smut Keanu shaves, Becks doesn’t But he really should. It’s a tale of two spotty beards. And not in the gay way. There are no clues in this post. There is only Beard Hate in this post. Beard Hate for dudes with splotchy beards, like Ashton Kutcher and Gary from Team American. Splotchy beards By Lainey • Apr 12, 2010 04:40 am
Assy Style Sam & The Fringe go to Japan Sam Worthington was in Tokyo today at the premiere of Clash of the Titans. He brought along his girlfriend and “stylist” Natalie Mark. I call her The Fringe. Obviously. On this auspicious occasion The Fringe used her “stylist” sensibilities to dress herself in a short dress and tights, similar to By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 03:26 am
Maple Leaf Little Bieber’s big cover I’m not sure anyone over the age of 16 can identify a Justin Bieber song. I live in Canada, and he’s Canadian, and we are saturated with Bieber, and even I can’t tell you what it sounds like. But these days, nothing matters unless it matters to By Lainey • Apr 07, 2010 11:00 am
Assy Style LipGloss’s hair goes out for charity Don’t want to rag on Zac Efron too hard because he was at a charitable event last night for the inaugural St Jude Children’s Hospital Estrellas Por La Vida gala but that hair… it’s hard to ignore that hair. That hair is too distracting. That hair is By Lainey • Apr 07, 2010 03:56 am
Assy Style Chicken Fried Fro-Yo Aside from that busted weave and her boots, it’s not so bad, is it? Relatively speaking. Britney and Jason Trawick went for frozen yoghurt yesterday. Apparently her eye makeup was super smudged and Jason seemed subdued but no crazy sh-t went down. So all in all, a successful outing. By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 10:15 am
Break Ups The Italian Queen has not been released It would save everyone a lot of time if we just looked at the source. Next time if the source is Grazia Magazine, don’t bother. Because this is not the first time, and it won’t be the last time. Everyone got all excited this morning when a story By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 08:46 am
Jock Smut He’s her BF Lolita couldn’t go public with Milo Ventimiglia. They were papped at the mall and on the set, but never in official girlfriend/boyfriend capacity at a proper event. With Wlady however Hayden Panettiere is all about the public love. Here they are at The Grove yesterday for a movie By Lainey • Apr 06, 2010 04:36 am
Assy Style Sam Worthington’s fringe It’s like she’s a member of a British girl band. Natalie Mark, Sam Worthington’s girlfriend, has that look about her. Like one of the Sugagirls or Pops Aloud or All Pops or something. I read somewhere that she’s a “stylist”. Sure. Sam and Natalie were at By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 06:53 am
BFFs Ants on pants Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:26 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber & Joslyn James In Toronto, I work out of the CTV Building which is also the MuchMusic Building. MuchMusic is a big deal for teens. And there are often young girls lined up around the block waiting for an appearance. One day, it was over a year ago, Michelle and I arrived early By Lainey • Mar 30, 2010 08:30 am
