Douchebags Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake “When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up… When By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:53 am
Assy Style Grammy Gold & Tacky: Carrie Underwood She changed like 10 times the entire night. And every time it was the ass. If you want to rank the ass in order of worst to not so bad but still bad, #1 being the most horrid, I’d say it was the arrivals gold borrowed straight from Dolly By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:31 am
Assy Style Grammy Sex Change: LeAnn Rimes Pick one: * LeAnn Rimes looks great * LeAnn Rimes looks like greasy sh-t but still girly * LeAnn Rimes looks like greasy sh-t man dressing up like a woman I choose option 3. That grown out perm is straight out of the trailer park. And her dress is wrinkled. And, oh yeah, By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 06:19 am
Assy Style Grammy Budget: Sheryl Crow She hasn’t had much success on red carpets, has she? Remember a few years ago with Lance Armstrong she showed up in a bright yellow gown with her stomach cut out? This one isn’t much better. This one looks like it’s been washed and dried. You know By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 04:28 am
Assy Style The Grammys 2009 Like I said last week, Coldplay is fortunate they did not perform after Radiohead. Because in their first Grammy live performance, Radiohead owned everyone’s ass. And my Gwyneth introduced them! Her smugness must be killing you… So there were some sucky sh-t performances, and then there were the ones By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 03:28 am
Assy Style BAFTA Recycle: Freida Pinto Oh Freida. Another major awards show, another disappointing choice. I worry for our Freida. The colour… not crazy about how it washes her out. And the dress – it’s an Oscar de la Renta but it may as well be Dior two years ago. Both Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 01:57 am
Assy Style BAFTA Stripper: Marisa Tomei Enough with the Academy rewarding strippers with a heart of gold. Every year there’s a stripper with a heart of gold nominated for something. Am over it. It’s done. Anyway, Marisa apparently dressed for her character at the BAFTAs – f*ck me hair and a showgirl dress that’ By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:46 am
Assy Style The BAFTAs 2009 I love the BAFTAs. They’re so all business. It’s like, let’s get on with it, move it along, we’re not caught up in our own importance. And the feed I was watching was broadcast straight through with only one commercial break after the first hour. Maybe By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 12:14 am
Assy Style Porny covered everywhere! When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable. Oh put your pity hearts By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 07:14 am
Jock Smut Help me understand In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 04:09 am
Assy Style Drew Bow Enough. She had that old school Marilyn whatever assness going on at the Globes a few weeks ago, and last night on the carpet for That Movie Drew pulled her hair up into a 1950s ponytail and pranced around all girlypoo at the sock hop. Ugh. The poor bow on By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 02:19 am
Assy Style Table for 2? Date tonight? How about Chinese? Maybe Thai? This is your hostess. She’s called brunette Scarlett Johansson. “Tay-bow faw toooo?” Hate eating at places like that. And hate Scarlett’s styling last night at He’s Just Not That Into You. Not necessarily the dress. The dress I love. But By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:53 am
Famewhores Too much beer? Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not By Lainey • Feb 03, 2009 01:37 am
Hook Ups Josh jogs, Kiki’s clogs Am told they’re seeing each other casually but quietly – Josh Hartnett and Kirsten Dunst. Both are currently in New York. He was spotted jogging today and this is Kiki out for lunch with a friend on the weekend. Josh was my summer crush 7 summers ago. Whenever 40 days By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 12:41 pm
Parent Pimps More famous than ever I stopped by the supermarket yesterday and while I was waiting in line to pay Porny’s Pants were everywhere. Almost every cover. There’s Porny in her high waisted atrocity, one breast fighting the other breast underneath that black tank, more famous than she’s been in years. Years. By Lainey • Feb 02, 2009 03:39 am
Assy Style Keep the shoes on Still tacky as sh-t but definitely an improvement on her diaper jeans from the chili fair – this is Porny performing in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday in leather pants and a black blazer. But then she took her shoes off. And the sight of a woman, in leather pants and bare feet… By Lainey • Jan 30, 2009 01:38 am
