Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth: bikini before Oscars F-ck. This is a serious, serious body. Gwyneth Paltrow spent last week in Barbados. She was seen shooting a documentary around town but also spent a significant amount of time on the beach with her kids, showing off her Tracy Anderson Method in 4 different bikinis. Remember, she runs By Lainey • Feb 22, 2011 01:53 am
Maple Leaf Family Day for Alanis It’s Family Day today in parts of Canada. Alanis is from Ontario. Ontario observes Family Day. So it all works out then. I’m originally from Ontario too. But now I live in British Columbia. BC does not observe Family Day. F-ck, why not??? Here’s Alanis Morissette By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 02:10 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh > Fergie As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Midas Manslinger I mentioned this during the liveblog last night – it’s something Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow have in common. They always date men on the upswing. Gwyneth of course had Brad, Ben, and Chris Martin just as Coldplay was soaring. Kate married Chris Robinson at the height of the Black By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 05:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Grammy Parents: Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:11 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa on the move! Posh does not like to be photographed when pregnant. It wasn’t always like this. She was much more visible when she was expecting Brooklyn, willingly. And not averse to it with Romeo either. Cruz’s bump however was much more guarded. Naturally, many gossips attribute it to not wanting By Lainey • Feb 08, 2011 03:41 am
Douchebags The Smutty World of Benjamin Ballet It started with a curious item in Page Six about a couple of months ago. Benjamin Millepied, Natalie Portman’s fiancé and baby father, was supposedly “obsessed” with her on the set of Black Swan, where they fell in love. He stopped at nothing to have her. He ignored everyone By Lainey • Feb 04, 2011 05:19 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jen: no babies, Mexican or otherwise Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 04:12 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Mimi Cribs: LA Edition Before she’d do the bare minimum you know? Like walk five steps to her bodyguard before he picked her up and carried her up the stairs. This by the way is a true story. And well BEFORE she got pregnant. Back in November, Mimi probably made them carry her By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 03:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Pretty gets super ugly super fast Woah. This sh-t between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is escalating quickly, like even by celebrity standards. She threw down the first public salvo in a statement to People.com on Monday implying that he’s an unfit parent and that baby Nahla isn’t safe around him for By Lainey • Feb 02, 2011 02:35 am
Girly Throw Downs Is Halle Berry getting Oksanaed? Two very pretty people are getting very, very ugly. Not so civilised after all, is it? There are many interesting facets to this increasingly public and bitter war between Halle Berry and her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Needless to say, the sh-t they’re throwing at each other is By Lainey • Feb 01, 2011 08:37 am
Girly Throw Downs Dividing Paris You can choose to believe that celebrities are civilised people, that they don’t draw lines in the sand and/or speak/fight through intermediaries. Sure. If that’s the case you also must not believe that celebrities lie. And you probably do believe that they have healthy self-esteem. By Lainey • Jan 28, 2011 06:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Kate is pregnant, not engaged It was reported yesterday, courtesy the ever reliable UK Sun, that Kate Hudson is engaged to Matt Bellamy. Because he and her parents went out for an engagement dinner the other night in London. Kate however taped an appearance on the Graham Norton Show last night and denied the story: By Lainey • Jan 27, 2011 03:07 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Pregnancy luggage Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy arrived in London today with several pieces of luggage. Since her son was not photographed with him, I’m assuming he’s not there, and if he’s not there, I’m assuming she’s not staying long. If only they’d make a show By Lainey • Jan 24, 2011 08:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Co-stars and their kids Matthew McConaughey and Ryan Phillippe co-star in movie called The Lincoln Lawyer due for release in March. This weekend, both spent time with their kids. Both have a boy and a girl. First – since Reese Witherspoon was in Europe the last few days promoting How Do You Know, Phillippe By Lainey • Jan 24, 2011 04:37 am
Girlcrushes What Louis thinks of Jesse Check out little Louis’s expression here. He’s probably just grumpy after a nap. But I like to think he’s sending a message to that f-cking dickhead who almost became his dad. Sandy and Louis left her place in New York today and were swarmed by the By Lainey • Jan 20, 2011 08:30 am